Da Vinci Code Revealed

A team of archaeologists were excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave. Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols: It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least three thousand years old! The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols. After months of conferences, they held a huge meeting to discuss the meaning of the markings. The President of the society pointed to the first drawing and said, “This is a woman. We can judge that their culture was family oriented and held women in high esteem. You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey - so they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil. The next drawing is a shovel, which means they had tools to help them.” “Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means that if a famine had hit the earth and food didn't grow, they would seek food from the sea. The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were evidently Hebrews.” The audience applauded enthusiastically, but a little old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said, “Idiots - Hebrew is read from right to left... It says, 'Holy Mackerel, Dig The Ass On That Chick.' ” QuotaBills The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read Things forbidden have a secret charm. - Tacitus Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson The secret of being boring is to say everything. - Voltaire Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead. - Ben Franklin The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup. - Bob Hope The secret to having it all is knowing you already do. - Unknown What you do in secret is on Public Display before God. - Jim Hughes No one gossips about other people's secret virtues. - Bertrand Russell The imagination is the secret and marrow of civilization. - Henry Ward Beecher Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. - Larry Wall The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. - Albert Einstein The secret of success is to make your vocation your vacation. - Mark Twain The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown If you want to keep a secret you must also hide it from yourself. - George Orwell To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell The secret of having a personal life is not answering too many questions about it. - Joan Collins The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. - Lucille Ball More history is made by secret handshakes than by battles, bills, and proclamations. - John Barth Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior The secret of success is to go from mistake to mistake without losing your enthusiasm. - Unknown I'm a Victoria's Secret model. It's such a secret, not even Victoria knows. - Unknown One secret of success in life is for a man to be ready for his opportunity when it comes. - Benjamin Disraeli The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx The secret to my success is that I bit off more than I could chew and chewed as fast as I could. - Paul Hogan The secret of being happy is accepting where you are in life and making the most out of every day. - Unknown Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it? - Kin Hubbard The man who can keep a secret may be wise, but he is not half as wise as the man with no secrets to keep. - E W Howe I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums. - Steven Wright With a secret like that, at some point the secret itself becomes irrelevant. The fact that you kept it does not. - Sara Gruen Israel is still the only country in the world against which there is a written document to the effect that it must disappear. - Menachem Begin The greatest sweetener of human life is Friendship. 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01-Mar-2021