Da Vinci Code Revealed

A team of archaeologists were excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave. Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols: It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least three thousand years old! The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols. After months of conferences, they held a huge meeting to discuss the meaning of the markings. The President of the society pointed to the first drawing and said, “This is a woman. We can judge that their culture was family oriented and held women in high esteem. You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey - so they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil. The next drawing is a shovel, which means they had tools to help them.” “Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means that if a famine had hit the earth and food didn't grow, they would seek food from the sea. The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were evidently Hebrews.” The audience applauded enthusiastically, but a little old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said, “Idiots - Hebrew is read from right to left... 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That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci To follow, without halt, one aim: There's the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova The secret of happiness is freedom; the secret of freedom is courage. - Carrie Jones In everything the ends well defined are the secret of durable success. - Victor Cousins All journeys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware. - Martin Buber Tell your friend a lie. If he keeps it secret, then tell him the truth. - Portuguese Proverb The secret of happiness is not doing what one likes, but liking what one has to do. - James M. Burrie Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. 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26-May-2020