Da Vinci Code Revealed

A team of archaeologists were excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave. Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols: It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least three thousand years old! The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols. After months of conferences, they held a huge meeting to discuss the meaning of the markings. The President of the society pointed to the first drawing and said, “This is a woman. We can judge that their culture was family oriented and held women in high esteem. You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey - so they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil. The next drawing is a shovel, which means they had tools to help them.” “Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means that if a famine had hit the earth and food didn't grow, they would seek food from the sea. The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were evidently Hebrews.” The audience applauded enthusiastically, but a little old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said, “Idiots - Hebrew is read from right to left... It says, 'Holy Mackerel, Dig The Ass On That Chick.' ” QuotaBills The secret of life is in art. - Oscar Wilde Patience is the secret to good food. - Gail Simmons Things forbidden have a secret charm. - Tacitus Give me a museum and I'll fill it. - Pablo Picasso Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita The current tax code is a daily mugging. - Ronald Reagan Self-trust is the first secret of success. - Ralph Waldo Emerson My best code is written with the delete key. - Unknown The secret to having it all is loving it all. - Joyce Brothers Have great, secret, big, fat hopes for yourself. - Gloria Vanderbilt Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead. - Ben Franklin Listening is the secret to discover great stories. - Fyrefly London A woman can keep one secret - the secret of her age. - Voltaire The secret of politics? 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21-Jan-2022