Da Vinci Code Revealed

Religious Conspiracy? Finally, the truth about the Da Vinci Code!


A team of archaeologists were excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave. Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols:


It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least three thousand years old!


The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols. After months of conferences, they held a huge meeting to discuss the meaning of the markings.



The President of the society pointed to the first drawing and said, This is a woman. We can judge that their culture was family oriented and held women in high esteem. You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol is a donkey - so they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil. The next drawing is a shovel, which means they had tools to help them.


Even further proof of their high intelligence is the fish which means that if a famine had hit the earth and food didn't grow, they would seek food from the sea. The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were evidently Hebrews.


The audience applauded enthusiastically, but a little old Jewish man stood up in the back of the room and said, Idiots - Hebrew is read from right to left... It says, 'Holy Mackerel, Dig The Ass On That Chick.'


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Things are symbols of themselves. - Chogyam T Rinpoche

The secret of success is sincerity. - Jean Giraudoux

Give me a museum and I'll fill it. - Pablo Picasso

Self-trust is the first secret of success. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The secret of success is consistency of purpose. - Benjamin Disraeli

The secret of being tiresome is to tell everything. - Voltaire

The town where I grew up has a zip code of E-I-E-I-O. - Martin Mull

No one gossips about other people's secret virtues. - Bertrand Russell

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

The secret of happiness is to find a congenial monotony. - V S Pritchett

The secret of your future is hidden in your daily routine. - Mike Murdock

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer. - Rob Cordry

The secret of my success is a two-word answer: Know people. - Harvey S Firestone

It is a secret worth knowing, that lawyers rarely go to law. - Moses Crowell

The secret of success is to do common things uncommonly well. - John D. Rockefeller

A neurosis is a secret you don't know you're keeping. - Kenneth Tynan

Easter is meant to be a symbol of hope, renewal, and new life. - Janine di Giovanni

The secret of your success is determined by your daily agenda. - John C Maxwell

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

To tend, unfailingly, unflinchingly, towards a goal, is the secret of success. - Anna Pavlova

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson

You still can't find Israel on a map of the Middle East in a Palestinian schoolbook. - Suzanne Fields

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. - Groucho Marx

The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided. - Casey Stengel

The whole secret of a successful life is to find out what it is one's destiny to do, and then do it. - Henry Ford

The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull

I have drawn inspiration from the Marine Corps, the Jewish struggle in Palestine and Israel, and the Irish. - Leon Uris

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

The secret of the demagogue is to make himself as stupid as his audience so they believe they are clever as he. - Karl Kraus

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible. - George Burns

I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image. - David Bowie

You will never change your life until you change something you do daily. The secret of your success is found in your daily routine. - John C Maxwell

We have a rule that if you check in code, you have to maintain it. So I mostly code on the side. I don't check in code anymore. - Mark Zuckerberg

If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each man's life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm any hostility. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow


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28-May-2020