Answers to the name of Dolly. FREE to approved home, will eat anything, excellent guard dog. Loves other small-dog breeds. Owner cannot afford to feed him anymore, as there are no more kids, thieves, murderers, rapists or molesters left in the neighbourhood. Your help will be appreciated... ![]() Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox Dogs come into our lives and leave paw prints on our hearts. - Unknown Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman The trout enjoys the river, The whale enjoys the sea, And dogs love most an old lamp-post, But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz see also Dog & Security Sections African Pit Bull Comfortable Guard Dog Dalmation Shadow Garage Watchdog Guard Dog Security - How Fast Can You Run? Is There Life After Death? Russian Guard Dogs Who Needs a Guard Dog? Wiener Dog Safety |
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