Dear God, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?
Dear God, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
Dear God, I am American. What are you?
Dear God, I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it.
Dear God, I didn’t think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday. That was cool!
Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want you to know that I am not just saying this because you are God already.
Dear God, I keep waiting for Spring but it never come yet. Don’t forget.
Dear God, I think about you sometimes, even when I’m not praying.
Dear God, I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
Dear God, I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.
Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?
Dear God, I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.
Dear God, If we come back as something, please don’t let me be Jennifer Horton, because I hate her.
Dear God, If you give me a genie lamp like Alladin I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set.
Dear God, If you let the dinosaur not extinct we would not have a country. You did the right thing.
Dear God, If you watch me in Church Sunday, I’ll show you my new shoes.
Dear God, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t you just keep the ones you have now?
Dear God, It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway. Your friend (but I am not going to tell you who I am).
Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.
Dear God, My brothers told me about being born, but it doesn’t sound right. They are just kidding, aren’t they?
Dear God, Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the best.
Dear God, Please put another Holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now.
Dear God, Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year.
Dear God, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
Dear God, Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
Dear God, We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School, we learned that you did it. So I bet he stole your idea.
Dear God, Who draws the lines around the countries?
Dear God, You don’t have to worry about me. I always look both ways.
A good example is the best sermon. - Unknown
Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe
Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
God's mercy is his ministry to the miserable. - Chuck Swindoll
God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha
I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar
God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. - African Saying
Whatever I cannot do for God's glory must be avoided. - A.W. Pink
If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Claire Cook
If you really want to experience God, go and make disciples. - Francis Chan
I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore
If you think you can win, you can win. Faith is necessary to victory. - William Hazlitt
God pardons like a mother who kisses the offense into everlasting forgiveness. - Henry Ward Beecher
We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton
What comes to mind when we think about God is the most important thing about us. - A.W. Tozer
A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins
Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias
The first time I sang in the Church choir, two hundred people changed their religion. - Fred Allen
Let's pray that the human race never escapes from Earth to spread its iniquity elsewhere. - C S Lewis
Before you speak, it is necessary for you to listen, for God speaks in the silence of the heart. - Mother Teresa
He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis
It is not your business to succeed, but to do right; when you have done so, the rest lies with God. - C S Lewis
If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden
The choice to become a mother is the choice to become one of the greatest spiritual teachers there is. - Oprah Winfrey
To give pleasure to a single heart by a single kind act is better than a thousand head-bowings in prayer. - Saadi
I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah
The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain
Agnostic: A person who says that he knows nothing about God and, when you agree with him, he becomes angry. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson
Prejudice, a dirty word, and faith, a clean one, have something in common: they both begin where reason ends. - Harper Lee
Stay positive in every situation and everything you do; never stop trying. Have faith, don't stop due to failure. - Anurag P Ray
You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot
He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides
It is a press, certainly, but a press from which shall flow in inexhaustible streams... through it, God will spread his word. - Johannes Gutenberg
All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr
If a preacher is not first preaching to himself, better that he falls on the steps of the pulpit and breaks his neck than preaches that sermon. - John Calvin
The Bible tells us that Jesus Christ came to do three things. He came to have my past forgiven, you get a purpose for living and a home in Heaven - Rick Warren
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