Letters to God - From Children

Kids know how to talk God’s lingo


Dear God, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?

Dear God, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?

Dear God, I am American. What are you?

Dear God, I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it.

Dear God, I didn’t think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday. That was cool!

Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want you to know that I am not just saying this because you are God already.

Dear God, I keep waiting for Spring but it never come yet. Don’t forget.

Dear God, I think about you sometimes, even when I’m not praying.

Dear God, I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.

Dear God, I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.

Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?

Dear God, I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.

Dear God, If we come back as something, please don’t let me be Jennifer Horton, because I hate her.

Dear God, If you give me a genie lamp like Alladin I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set.

Dear God, If you let the dinosaur not extinct we would not have a country. You did the right thing.

Dear God, If you watch me in Church Sunday, I’ll show you my new shoes.

Dear God, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t you just keep the ones you have now?

Dear God, It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway. Your friend (but I am not going to tell you who I am).

Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.

Dear God, My brothers told me about being born, but it doesn’t sound right. They are just kidding, aren’t they?

Dear God, Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the best.

Dear God, Please put another Holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now.

Dear God, Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year.

Dear God, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.

Dear God, Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.

Dear God, We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School, we learned that you did it. So I bet he stole your idea.

Dear God, Who draws the lines around the countries?

Dear God, You don’t have to worry about me. I always look both ways.


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Man thinks and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel

You have as much laughter as you have faith. - Martin Luther

Keep your faith in God, but keep your powder dry. - Oliver Cromwell

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

It is best to read the weather forecasts before we pray for rain. - Mark Twain

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

If there's one thing I know, it's that God does love a good joe-k. - Hugh Elliott

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

In the affairs of this world, men are saved not by faith, but by the want of it. - Benjamin Franklin

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

If you want to be successful, just meditate, man. God will tell you what people need. - Carlos Santana

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

I always distrust people who know so much about what God wants them to do to their fellows. - Susan B Anthony

Don't tell God that you have a big problem, tell your problem that you have a big God :) - Unknown

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden

Faith is the centerpiece of a connected life. It allows us to live by the grace of invisible strands. - Terry T Williams

The function of prayer is not to influence God, but rather to change the nature of the one who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

I always tole God, "I'm gwine to hole stiddy on you, an' you've got to see me through." - Harriet Tubman

When I first open my eyes upon the morning meadows and look out upon the beautiful world, I thank God I am alive. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

"I am who I am", said God to Moses regarding His name, because none was worth to be compared to His godhead. - Toba Beta

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

Prayer gives a man the opportunity of getting to know a gentleman he hardly ever meets. I do not mean his maker, but himself. - William R Inge

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale

What is a prayer? Prayer is sending blessing to all. Prayer is sending your compassion to all. Prayer is creating an antidote of negative thoughts. - Osho


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31-Mar-2020