Dear God, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?
Dear God, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
Dear God, I am American. What are you?
Dear God, I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it.
Dear God, I didn’t think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday. That was cool!
Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want you to know that I am not just saying this because you are God already.
Dear God, I keep waiting for Spring but it never come yet. Don’t forget.
Dear God, I think about you sometimes, even when I’m not praying.
Dear God, I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
Dear God, I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.
Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?
Dear God, I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.
Dear God, If we come back as something, please don’t let me be Jennifer Horton, because I hate her.
Dear God, If you give me a genie lamp like Alladin I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set.
Dear God, If you let the dinosaur not extinct we would not have a country. You did the right thing.
Dear God, If you watch me in Church Sunday, I’ll show you my new shoes.
Dear God, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t you just keep the ones you have now?
Dear God, It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway. Your friend (but I am not going to tell you who I am).
Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.
Dear God, My brothers told me about being born, but it doesn’t sound right. They are just kidding, aren’t they?
Dear God, Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the best.
Dear God, Please put another Holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now.
Dear God, Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year.
Dear God, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
Dear God, Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
Dear God, We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School, we learned that you did it. So I bet he stole your idea.
Dear God, Who draws the lines around the countries?
Dear God, You don’t have to worry about me. I always look both ways.
Adversity makes men think of God. - Livy
God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin
The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump
I think God has a tremendous sense of humor. - Rainn Wilson
You have as much laughter as you have faith. - Martin Luther
An ounce of mother is worth a tone of priest. - Spanish Proverb
Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin
All the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust. - J.M. Barrie
Faith makes all things possible; love makes all things easy. - Jeffrey R Holland
Faith is the daring of the soul to go farther than it can see. - William Newton Clark
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. - Woody Allen
To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition. - Woody Allen
Never pray to win, but to do your best - for God has no favorites. - Dorothy I. Welker
My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams
It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray
Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain
Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. - Garrison Keillor
And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive. - Matthew 21:22
I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth. - Carl Sandburg
I am afraid the clergyman's God is often the head of the clerical profession. - William R Inge
I won't give up, no matter what happens. I thank God for my unconquerable soul. - William Henley
I cannot conceive how a man could look up into the heavens and say there is no God. - Abraham Lincoln
He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey
Easter is the demonstration of God that life is essentially spiritual and timeless. - Charles M Crowe
You can always borrow a corkscrew from a member of the Protestant Episcopal Church. - Chauncey Depew
I always distrust people who know so much about what God wants them to do to their fellows. - Susan B Anthony
If you don't get what you want and you are still happy - that's spiritual maturity. - Unknown
Every setback is a setup for a comeback. God wants to bring you out better than you were before. - Joel Osteen
The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker
Never forget the three powerful resources you always have available to you: love, prayer, and forgiveness. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.
Man is more interesting than men. God made him and not them in his image. Each one is more precious than all. - Andre Gide
Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor
It does me no injury for my neighbor to say there are twenty gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg. - Thomas Jefferson
Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto
I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler
The tragedy of disbelieving God is not that a person ends up believing in nothing. Alas, it is much worse - a person may end up believing in anything. - G K Chesterton
see also Kids & Religious Sections
Dead Sea Fish
God’s Little Instructions
Job Interview With God
John The Baptist Souvenirs
The Eye of God
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