Dear God, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?
Dear God, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
Dear God, I am American. What are you?
Dear God, I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it.
Dear God, I didn’t think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday. That was cool!
Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want you to know that I am not just saying this because you are God already.
Dear God, I keep waiting for Spring but it never come yet. Don’t forget.
Dear God, I think about you sometimes, even when I’m not praying.
Dear God, I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
Dear God, I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.
Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?
Dear God, I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.
Dear God, If we come back as something, please don’t let me be Jennifer Horton, because I hate her.
Dear God, If you give me a genie lamp like Alladin I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set.
Dear God, If you let the dinosaur not extinct we would not have a country. You did the right thing.
Dear God, If you watch me in Church Sunday, I’ll show you my new shoes.
Dear God, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t you just keep the ones you have now?
Dear God, It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway. Your friend (but I am not going to tell you who I am).
Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.
Dear God, My brothers told me about being born, but it doesn’t sound right. They are just kidding, aren’t they?
Dear God, Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the best.
Dear God, Please put another Holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now.
Dear God, Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year.
Dear God, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
Dear God, Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
Dear God, We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School, we learned that you did it. So I bet he stole your idea.
Dear God, Who draws the lines around the countries?
Dear God, You don’t have to worry about me. I always look both ways.
Prayer is a long rope with a strong hold. - Harriet Beecher Stowe
The proverb answers where the sermon fails. - W.G. Simms
God always strives together with those who strive. - Aeschylus
Ask God for what man can give, and you may get it. - European Proverb
Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, Faith looks up. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb
There is no uncreated being except God. God has no opposite. - C S Lewis
Never talk defeat. Use words like hope, belief, faith, victory. - Norman Vincent Peale
God invented whiskey to prevent the Irish from ruling the world. - Irish Saying
God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot
If God had wanted me otherwise, he would have created me otherwise. - Johann von Goethe
Where man sees but withered leaves, God sees sweet flowers growing. - Albert Laighton
God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible
In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy
Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain
Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher
God made you a masterpiece. Be blessed, secure, disciplined and equipped. - Joel Osteen
Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain
God gets you to the plate, but once you're there you're on your own. - Ted Williams
I am totally convinced the Christian faith is the most coherent worldview around. - Ravi Zacharias
Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown
Sometimes I get to places just when God's ready to have somebody click the shutter. - Ansel Adams
If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to. - Alexander Pope
The essential feature, and necessity of life is to know reality, which means knowing God. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Only priests and fools are fearless and I've never been on the best of terms with God. - Patrick Rothfuss
Don't tell God that you have a big problem, tell your problem that you have a big God :) - Unknown
Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland
God trained Moses in a palace to use him in a desert. He trained Joseph in a desert to use him in a palace. - Ravi Zacharias
I always tole God, "I'm gwine to hole stiddy on you, an' you've got to see me through." - Harriet Tubman
If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk
The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler
I don't think that we're meant to understand it all the time. I think that sometimes we just have to have faith. - Nicholas Sparks
When faith replaces doubt, when selfless service eliminates selfish striving, the power of God brings to pass His purposes. - Thomas S Monson
It is a press, certainly, but a press from which shall flow in inexhaustible streams... through it, God will spread his word. - Johannes Gutenberg
But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most? - Mark Twain
Nothing is a surprise to God; nothing is a setback to His plans; nothing can thwart His purposes; and nothing is beyond His control. - Joni Eareckson Tada
You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is like an ocean; if a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. - Mohandas Gandhi
Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson
I ain't got no respect for no religion where the head guy claims he can't make no mistakes. Like he's, waddya call, inflammable. - Archie Bunker
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God’s Little Instructions
Job Interview With God
John The Baptist Souvenirs
The Eye of God
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