Dear God, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?
Dear God, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
Dear God, I am American. What are you?
Dear God, I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it.
Dear God, I didn’t think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday. That was cool!
Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want you to know that I am not just saying this because you are God already.
Dear God, I keep waiting for Spring but it never come yet. Don’t forget.
Dear God, I think about you sometimes, even when I’m not praying.
Dear God, I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
Dear God, I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.
Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?
Dear God, I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.
Dear God, If we come back as something, please don’t let me be Jennifer Horton, because I hate her.
Dear God, If you give me a genie lamp like Alladin I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set.
Dear God, If you let the dinosaur not extinct we would not have a country. You did the right thing.
Dear God, If you watch me in Church Sunday, I’ll show you my new shoes.
Dear God, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t you just keep the ones you have now?
Dear God, It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway. Your friend (but I am not going to tell you who I am).
Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.
Dear God, My brothers told me about being born, but it doesn’t sound right. They are just kidding, aren’t they?
Dear God, Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the best.
Dear God, Please put another Holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now.
Dear God, Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year.
Dear God, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
Dear God, Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
Dear God, We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School, we learned that you did it. So I bet he stole your idea.
Dear God, Who draws the lines around the countries?
Dear God, You don’t have to worry about me. I always look both ways.
Poverty is spiritual halitosis. - George Orwell
Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo
Adversity makes men think of God. - Livy
He was a wise man who invented God. - Plato
Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb
God help those who do not help themselves. - Addison Mizner
The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump
God is silent. Now if only man would shut up. - Woody Allen
The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker
Of all the bad men, religious bad men are the worst. - C S Lewis
Where God has his church, the Devil will have his chapel. - Spanish Proverb
My sole concern has been to save myself by work and faith. - Jean-Paul Sartre
If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. - Voltaire
More things are wrought by prayer than this world dreams of. - Alfred Tennyson
God may forgive your sins, but your nervous system won't. - Alfred Korzybski
I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
The Son of God became a man to enable men to become sons of God. - C S Lewis
I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary. - Lou Holtz
If men are so wicked with religion, what would they be without it? - Benjamin Franklin
Without faith, nothing is possible. With it, nothing is impossible. - Mary McLeod Bethune
Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson
Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict
There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw
Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner
God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress. - Kelly Clarkson
The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament showeth his handiwork. - Psalms 19:1
My favourite characters in the Bible are King David, Delilah and Charlton Heston. - Milton Berle
A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins
He drained the cup of God's wrath bone dry, leaving not a drop for us to drink. - Richard A Bodey
There's a difference between an intellectual faith and a personal, heart faith. - Billy Graham
In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain
The essential feature, and necessity of life is to know reality, which means knowing God. - Malcolm Muggeridge
Never lose an opportunity of seeing anything beautiful, for beauty is God's handwriting. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah
Sometimes the very presence of God is barred by our presuppositions and our intense and constant desire for triumph. - Ravi Zacharias
The world says everything happens randomly, without reason. But the Bible reassures us that God works in all things. - David Jeremiah
Having faith, beliefs, and convictions is a great thing, but your life is measured by the actions you take based upon them. - Nick Vujicic
The blood of Christ covers all of our sins, but each of us must do personal business with God in order to experience his forgiveness. - Lewis B Smedes
I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith
Kids & Religious Sections
Dead Sea Fish
God’s Little Instructions
Job Interview With God
John The Baptist Souvenirs
The Eye of God
Halloween Beer Dispenser
Spooky Halloween House
Halloween Pit Bull
Just Two Buddies Hanging Out
Halloween Driver Costume
Book Cover Pumpkin
Here Comes Baby