Dear God, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?
Dear God, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
Dear God, I am American. What are you?
Dear God, I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it.
Dear God, I didn’t think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday. That was cool!
Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want you to know that I am not just saying this because you are God already.
Dear God, I keep waiting for Spring but it never come yet. Don’t forget.
Dear God, I think about you sometimes, even when I’m not praying.
Dear God, I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
Dear God, I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.
Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?
Dear God, I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.
Dear God, If we come back as something, please don’t let me be Jennifer Horton, because I hate her.
Dear God, If you give me a genie lamp like Alladin I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set.
Dear God, If you let the dinosaur not extinct we would not have a country. You did the right thing.
Dear God, If you watch me in Church Sunday, I’ll show you my new shoes.
Dear God, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t you just keep the ones you have now?
Dear God, It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway. Your friend (but I am not going to tell you who I am).
Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.
Dear God, My brothers told me about being born, but it doesn’t sound right. They are just kidding, aren’t they?
Dear God, Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the best.
Dear God, Please put another Holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now.
Dear God, Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year.
Dear God, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
Dear God, Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
Dear God, We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School, we learned that you did it. So I bet he stole your idea.
Dear God, Who draws the lines around the countries?
Dear God, You don’t have to worry about me. I always look both ways.
In God we trust. - U.S. Currency Motto
God bless us every one! - Tiny Tim
Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx
God made man because he loves stories. - Elie Wiesel
By night an atheist half believes in God. - Edward Young
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin
God Bless America, written by Milton Berlin. - Archie Bunker
The Pope, I hope, can only be scared by God. - Donald Trump
My reason nourishes my faith and my faith my reason. - Norman Cousins
History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee
Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams
Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein
Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world. - Victor Kraft
I have much more faith in a kind man than I do in mankind. - Unknown
How could God create the world in only six days? No unions. - Franklin D Roosevelt
God made rainy days so gardeners could get the housework done. - Unknown
God gave us our memories so that we might have roses in December. - James M Barrie
Without faith, nothing is possible. With it, nothing is impossible. - Mary McLeod Bethune
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. - Benjamin Franklin
The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman
Faith, to my mind, is a stiffening process, a sort of mental starch. - E.M. Forster
Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher
God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard
Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain
I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman
There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson
God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them. - Stephen Hawking
may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings
It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us. - Peter De Vries
The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill
If I were ever prosecuted for my religion, I truly hope there would be enough evidence to convict me. - John Wooden
In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue
The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker
To be an atheist requires an indefinitely greater measure of faith than to receive all the great truths which atheism would deny. - Joseph Addison
The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton
People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump
Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille
To have a curable illness and to leave it untreated except for prayer is like sticking your hand in a fire and asking God to remove the flame. - Sandra L. Douglas
Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy. - Norman Vincent Peale
Religions, which condemn the pleasures of sense, drive men to seek the pleasures of power. Throughout history power has been the vice of the ascetic. - Bertrand Russell
Kids & Religious Sections
Dead Sea Fish
God’s Little Instructions
Job Interview With God
John The Baptist Souvenirs
The Eye of God
It's Movie Time
In The Dog House
2020 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars (3)
Palestinian Security Check
High-Rise Inifinity Pool
Balanced Family Life
Forgettable Fishing Trips
I've Got Your Back
Dr Pepper Financing
My New Diet