Dear God, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick?
Dear God, Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
Dear God, I am American. What are you?
Dear God, I bet it is very hard for you to love all the people in the world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it.
Dear God, I didn’t think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday. That was cool!
Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want you to know that I am not just saying this because you are God already.
Dear God, I keep waiting for Spring but it never come yet. Don’t forget.
Dear God, I think about you sometimes, even when I’m not praying.
Dear God, I think the stapler is one of your greatest inventions.
Dear God, I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over.
Dear God, I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?
Dear God, I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.
Dear God, If we come back as something, please don’t let me be Jennifer Horton, because I hate her.
Dear God, If you give me a genie lamp like Alladin I will give you anything you want except my money or my chess set.
Dear God, If you let the dinosaur not extinct we would not have a country. You did the right thing.
Dear God, If you watch me in Church Sunday, I’ll show you my new shoes.
Dear God, Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don’t you just keep the ones you have now?
Dear God, It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway. Your friend (but I am not going to tell you who I am).
Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.
Dear God, My brothers told me about being born, but it doesn’t sound right. They are just kidding, aren’t they?
Dear God, Of all the people who worked for you, I like Noah and David the best.
Dear God, Please put another Holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now.
Dear God, Please send Dennis Clark to a different camp this year.
Dear God, Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up.
Dear God, Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
Dear God, We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday School, we learned that you did it. So I bet he stole your idea.
Dear God, Who draws the lines around the countries?
Dear God, You don’t have to worry about me. I always look both ways.
All truth is God's truth. - John Calvin
God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck
Faith which does not doubt is dead faith. - Miguel de Unamuno
IN GOD WE TRUST: All others we virus scan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan
Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill
An honest man's the noblest work of God. - Alexander Pope
War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. - Ambrose Bierce
I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb
If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Claire Cook
Without faith, nothing is possible. With it, nothing is impossible. - Mary McLeod Bethune
Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi
The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw
Indigestion is charged by God with enforcing morality on the stomach. - Victor Hugo
I once heard a preacher who sorely tempted me to go to church no more. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
God grants us an uncommon life to the degree we surrender our common one. - Max Lucado
It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner
Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled. - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona
Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide
God isn't asking you to figure it out. He's asking you to trust that He already has. - Unknown
To be a Christian means to forgive the inexcusable, because God has forgiven the inexcusable in you. - C S Lewis
You must ask for God's help. After each failure, ask forgiveness, pick yourself up, and try again. - C S Lewis
God trained Moses in a palace to use him in a desert. He trained Joseph in a desert to use him in a palace. - Ravi Zacharias
Spiritual sloth, or acedia, was known as The Sin of the Middle Ages. It's the sin of my middle age, too. - Mignon McLaughlin
Since I got to 80, I've started reading the Bible a lot more. It's kind of like cramming for my finals. - Vincent Watson
I used to ask God to help me. Then I asked if I might help Him. I ended up by asking Him to do his work through me. - J Hudson Taylor
I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson
The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie
Having faith, beliefs, and convictions is a great thing, but your life is measured by the actions you take based upon them. - Nick Vujicic
The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt
Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown
Some preachers think only of their sermon; others think only of themselves: the man who wins the soul is the man who aims at it. - Dean Hook
I see God in every human being. When I wash the leper's wounds, I feel I am nursing the Lord himself. Is it not a beautiful experience? - Mother Teresa
In Christ was united the human and the divine. His mission was to reconcile God to man, and man to God; to unite the finite with the infinite. - Ellen G White
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr
Now is our chance to choose the right side. God is holding back to give us that chance. It won't last forever. We must take it or leave it. - C S Lewis
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