Women’s Cellphone

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Wrong no man and write no woman. - Elbert Hubbard

Dead Ringer: A disconnected telephone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man's only as old as the woman he feels. - Groucho Marx

Never argue with a woman, a winner, or a weapon. - Frank Dane

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

Widowhood: The proof that women live longer than men - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

I'll cry at the end of the day, not with fresh makeup. - Kim Kardashian

A woman is attractive when she is somebody else's wife. - African Proverb

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes. - Robin Williams

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

Women's Clothes: Go to extremes, but seldom to extremities - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Behind every successful man is a woman. Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

On one issue at least, men and women agree: they both distrust women. - H L Mencken

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Coquette: A woman without a heart, who makes a fool of a man who has no head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

A man who moralizes is usually a hypocrite, and a woman who moralizes is usually plain. - Oscar Wilde

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams

The most terrifying thing any woman can say to me is, 'Notice anything different?' - Mike Vanatta

Let praise be given equally to women as well as men who have been distinguished in virtue. - Plato

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman. - Woody Allen

Phonesia: The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. - Donald Trump

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien


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