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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Women's word is never done. - American Proverb

So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

Dead Ringer: A disconnected telephone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A wit should be no more sincere than a woman constant. - William Congreve

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

Thinnest Book in the World: 'What Men Know About Women' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman. - Debra Messing

There is no force more powerful than a woman determined to rise. - Unknown

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too. - Unknown

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. - Stuart Turner

My vigour, vitality, and cheek repel me. I am the kind of woman I would run from. - Nancy Astor

Glamour: The capacity of a woman to get more out of a dress than she puts into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy

Amnesia: The condition that enables a woman who has gone through labour to have sex again. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The true republic: men, their rights and nothing more; women, their rights and nothing less. - Franklin P Adams

It is easier for a woman to defend her virtue against men than her reputation against women. - French Proverb

Women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. - George Carlin

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

Sometimes a man just can't satisfy all of a woman's desires. Which is why God invented dental floss. - Unknown

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with the word 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

The widening of woman's sphere is to improve her lot. Let us do it, and if the world scoff, let it scoff - if it sneer, let it sneer. - Lucy Stone

Strapless Gown: 1. When a woman won't shoulder the responsibility; 2. A compromise between the law of decency and the law of gravity. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer

Blessed be Providence which has given to each his toy: the doll to the child, the child to the woman, the woman to the man, the man to the devil. - Victor Hugo


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28-Jul-2021