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So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

Your inner beauty never needs makeup. - Unknown

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

When women go wrong, men go right after them. - Mae West

There is no cosmetic for beauty like happiness. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

I do everything on my phone as a lot of people do. - Mark Zuckerberg

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract. - Kathy Lette

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason. - Stanley Baldwin

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. - Groucho Marx

My greatest regret is not knowing at 30 what I knew about women at 60. - Arthur Miller

That woman speaks eighteen languages and can't say no in any of them. - Dorothy Parker

The test of a man or woman's breeding is how they behave in a quarrel. - George Bernard Shaw

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. - Oscar Wilde

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. - Stuart Turner

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton

I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile. Then walk into a pole. - Unknown

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

There goes a woman who knows all the things that can be taught and none of the things that cannot be taught. - Coco Chanel

A woman described me as a bit of a looker the other day. Well, 'voyeur' was the actual word she used. - Gary Delaney

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Makeup: Lipstick, eyeliner, blush which ironically makes Mom look better while making her young daughter look 'like a tramp' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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