In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the preparation of Easter and Passover holidays. He decided to contact his lawyer about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the
constant celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays while atheists had no holiday to celebrate.
The case was brought before a wise judge. After listening to the long passionate presentation by the lawyer, the Judge banged his gavel and declared, “Case Dismissed.”
The lawyer immediately stood and objected to the ruling and said, “Your Honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? Christians have Christmas, Easter and many other observances. Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur and Hanukkah... yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays.”
The judge leaned forward in his chair and simply said, “Obviously your client is too confused to even know about, much less celebrate, his own atheists’ holiday!”
The lawyer pompously said, “Your Honor, we are unaware of any such holiday for atheists. Just when might that holiday be, your Honor?”
The judge said, “Well it comes every year on exactly the same date... April 1st. Since our calendar sets April 1st as “April Fools Day,” consider Psalm 14:1 and Psalm 53 which state, “The fool says in his heart, there is no God.” Thus, in my opinion, if your client says there is no God, then by scripture he is a fool, thus April 1st is his holiday!”
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and drinking to the future ...
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and drinking to the future ...
Order is Heaven's first law. - Alexander Pope
A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb
OK, if you can get an indepartial judge. - Archie Bunker
A jester unemployed is nobody's fool. - Danny Kaye
In law, nothing is certain but the expense. - Samuel Butler
Any fool can criticize, and many of them do. - Cyril Garbett
Gravity isn't easy, but it's the law. - Unknown
Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You can fool too many people too much of the time. - James Thurber
Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland
A jury is composed of twelve men of average ignorance. - Herbert Spencer
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
A fool is known by his speech; and a wise man by silence. - Pythagoras
Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw
I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown
The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. - Yiddish Proverb
If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end. - Arthur Baer
No man really becomes a fool until he stops asking questions. - Charles P. Steinmetz
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin
Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. - Barbara Kingsolver
Lawyers are like beavers. They get in the mainstream and dam it up. - John Naisbitt
A society that has more justice is a society that needs less charity. - Ralph Nader
A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian
I don't want to know what the law is, I want to know who the judge is. - Roy M. Cohn
A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has suspicions. - Wilson Miznor
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare
A jury consists of twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer. - Robert Frost
Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day
Disease is war with the laws of our being, and all war, as a great general has said, is hell. - Lewis G. Janes
He who will not reason, is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool; and he who dares not is a slave. - illiam Drummond
Lawyers get you out'n the kind of trouble you'd never get in if there was no lawyers. - Ken Alstad
Lawyers are the only civil delinquents whose judges must of necessity be chosen from themselves. - Charles C Colton
Beware of lawyers and consultants and people who do not take risks and who do not get their hands dirty. - Felix G Rohatyn
If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. - WC Fields
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright
There are not enough jails, not enough policemen, not enough courts to enforce a law not supported by the people. - Hubert H Humphrey
No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison
When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you, you know your nation is doomed. - Ayn Rand
This hour we are stretching forth our hands with the desire to teach the world the true principles of mercy and justice. - Marcus Garvey
Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha
Anyone who takes it on himself, on his own authority, to break a bad law, thereby authorizes everyone else to break the good ones. - Denis Diderot
The great trial lawyers are the ones who help their jurors by providing them with the tools with which to reach the right verdict. - G Christopher Ritter
Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp
Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. - Anton Chekhov
As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown
While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs
The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France
Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato
The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright
A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb
OK, if you can get an indepartial judge. - Archie Bunker
A jester unemployed is nobody's fool. - Danny Kaye
In law, nothing is certain but the expense. - Samuel Butler
Any fool can criticize, and many of them do. - Cyril Garbett
Gravity isn't easy, but it's the law. - Unknown
Mother-In-Law Sandwich: Cold shoulder and tongue - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You can fool too many people too much of the time. - James Thurber
Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland
A jury is composed of twelve men of average ignorance. - Herbert Spencer
Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
A fool is known by his speech; and a wise man by silence. - Pythagoras
Ambition is like hunger; it obeys no law but its appetite. - H.W. Shaw
I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown
The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. - Yiddish Proverb
If you laid all our laws end to end, there would be no end. - Arthur Baer
No man really becomes a fool until he stops asking questions. - Charles P. Steinmetz
A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin
Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. - Barbara Kingsolver
Lawyers are like beavers. They get in the mainstream and dam it up. - John Naisbitt
A society that has more justice is a society that needs less charity. - Ralph Nader
A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian
I don't want to know what the law is, I want to know who the judge is. - Roy M. Cohn
A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has suspicions. - Wilson Miznor
A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare
A jury consists of twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer. - Robert Frost
Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day
Disease is war with the laws of our being, and all war, as a great general has said, is hell. - Lewis G. Janes
He who will not reason, is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool; and he who dares not is a slave. - illiam Drummond
Lawyers get you out'n the kind of trouble you'd never get in if there was no lawyers. - Ken Alstad
Lawyers are the only civil delinquents whose judges must of necessity be chosen from themselves. - Charles C Colton
Beware of lawyers and consultants and people who do not take risks and who do not get their hands dirty. - Felix G Rohatyn
If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature, but by our institutions, great is our sin. - Charles Darwin
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. - WC Fields
I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright
There are not enough jails, not enough policemen, not enough courts to enforce a law not supported by the people. - Hubert H Humphrey
No oppression is so heavy or lasting as that which is inflicted by the perversion and exorbitance of legal authority. - Joseph Addison
When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you, you know your nation is doomed. - Ayn Rand
This hour we are stretching forth our hands with the desire to teach the world the true principles of mercy and justice. - Marcus Garvey
Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha
Anyone who takes it on himself, on his own authority, to break a bad law, thereby authorizes everyone else to break the good ones. - Denis Diderot
The great trial lawyers are the ones who help their jurors by providing them with the tools with which to reach the right verdict. - G Christopher Ritter
Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp
Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. - Anton Chekhov
As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown
While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs
The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France
Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato
The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright
see also Lawyer & Religious Sections
Atheist Nativity Scene
Bible Reference - Emergency Contact Numbers
Center Of The Bible
God’s Little Instructions
Psalm 23
Justice Is Blind
Legal Assistance For All
Legal Exhibit
Psalm 109
Psalm 129
Psalm 404
Youth Pastor’s Last Speech
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