In Florida, an atheist became incensed over the preparation of Easter and Passover holidays. He decided to contact his lawyer about the discrimination inflicted on atheists by the
constant celebrations afforded to Christians and Jews with all their holidays while atheists had no holiday to celebrate.
Inner peace achieved through forgiveness - letting go of the past,
and drinking to the future ... Justice is truth in action. - Benjamin Disraeli Judge me when you are perfect. - Unknown Lose your cool - play the fool. - W. Andrew Welker Make crime pay. Become a lawyer. - Will Rogers A flagrant violation of international law. - Unknown What do you call a lawyer gone bad? Senator. - Marvin Lebman Where there's a will there's a lawsuit. - Addison Mizner Tomorrow is only found in the calendar of fools. - Og Mandino The wise person questions himself, the fool others. - Henri Arnold The police are recruited from the criminal classes. - Gore Vidal The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. - William Shakespeare A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial. - Thomas Fuller The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws. - Tacitus The power of the lawyer is in the uncertainty of the law. - Jeremy Bentham Canada is the homeland of equality, justice and tolerance. - Kim Campbell Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him? - Obi Wan Kenobi I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown People hasten to judge in order not to be judged themselves. - Albert Camus Do not judge a man until you have walked two moons in his moccasins. - Native American Proverb He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose. - Jim Elliot A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions. - Wilson Mizner I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. - Ernest Hemingway The four absolutes we all have in our minds: love, justice, evil, and forgiveness. - Ravi Zacharias To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt. - Elizabeth C Stanton The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. - Stanislaw Jerszy Lec A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge. - David Mellor What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary? - Marion Barry Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere Law enforcement cannot succeed without the sustained, and informed, interest of all citizens. - Lyndon B Johnson As to lawyers, their profession is supported by the indiscriminate defense of right and wrong. - Junius The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly is to fill the world with fools. - Herbert Spencer Zymurgy’s Law of Volunteer Labour: People are always available for work in the past tense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com It never hurts a fool to appear before an audience, for his capacity is not a capacity for feeling. - Dale Breckenridge Carnegie We lawyers learn to study the faces of our witnesses, to form quick judgments, and to act upon them. - Lyman Abbott I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. - Frank Lloyd Wright There's a lot of fake people in the world, but before you judge them, make sure you're not one of them. - Unknown I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry Some lawyers are like unto the camel, which, before drinking out of a brook, maketh the water turbid with his foot. - Adolphus W Ward A diamond was laying in the street covered with dirt. Many fools passed by. Someone who knew diamonds picked it up. - Kabir Knowledge is a deadly friend when no one sets the rules; The fate of all mankind I see is in the hand of fools. - King Crimson Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift Laws are like spiders' webs which, if anything small falls into them they ensnare it, but large things break through and escape. - Solon A judge who likes every outcome he reaches is very likely a bad judge, stretching for results he prefers rather than those the law demands. - Neil Gorsuch A lawyer's performance in the courtroom is responsible for about 25 percent of the outcome; the remaining 75 percent depends on the facts. - Melvin Belli Most people ask questions because they want to know the answer; lawyers are trained never to ask questions unless they already know the answer. - Lani Guinier Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato see also Lawyer & Religious Sections Atheist Nativity Scene Bible Reference - Emergency Contact Numbers Center Of The Bible God’s Little Instructions Psalm 23 Justice Is Blind Legal Assistance For All Legal Exhibit Psalm 109 Psalm 129 Psalm 404 Youth Pastor’s Last Speech |
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