One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. “What the heck,” he said to himself as a
little blue ‘dust’ cloud appeared when he shook them out.
“Bonnie,” he hollered into the bathroom, “why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?”
She shot back, “It’s not talcum powder. It’s ‘Miracle Grow.’ ”
Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase
That great dust-heap called 'history'. - Augustine Birrell
At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown
Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you. - Unknown
Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers
Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture. - Mario Buatta
I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed
Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell
Tirade: A trip to the clothing store to steal neckwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker
A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott
All the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust. - J.M. Barrie
Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne
Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn
Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke
Women's Clothes: Go to extremes, but seldom to extremities - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West
She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift
It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery
Excise: The clothes hanging in your closet that fit before the holidays. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain
He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy
Pajamas: Items of clothing that newlyweds place beside the bed in case of fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus
An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. - Bill Bernbach
I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. - Woody Allen
One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk
Whether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust, like diamonds we are cut with our own dust. - John Webster
Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson
She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse
I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling. - Rodney Dangerfield
Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn
I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog
Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen
The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton
It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin
Calories: 1. Weight lifters; 2. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou
With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah
What we lawyers want to do is to substitute courts for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs, warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles. - George Rhyne
That great dust-heap called 'history'. - Augustine Birrell
At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown
Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you. - Unknown
Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers
Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture. - Mario Buatta
I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed
Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell
Tirade: A trip to the clothing store to steal neckwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker
A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott
All the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust. - J.M. Barrie
Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne
Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn
Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke
Women's Clothes: Go to extremes, but seldom to extremities - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West
She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift
It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery
Excise: The clothes hanging in your closet that fit before the holidays. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain
He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy
Pajamas: Items of clothing that newlyweds place beside the bed in case of fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus
An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. - Bill Bernbach
I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. - Woody Allen
One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk
Whether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust, like diamonds we are cut with our own dust. - John Webster
Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson
She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse
I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling. - Rodney Dangerfield
Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn
I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog
Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen
The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton
It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin
Calories: 1. Weight lifters; 2. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou
With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah
What we lawyers want to do is to substitute courts for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs, warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles. - George Rhyne
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