One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. “What the heck,” he said to himself as a
little blue ‘dust’ cloud appeared when he shook them out. Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase That great dust-heap called 'history'. - Augustine Birrell At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you. - Unknown Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers Dust is a protective coating for fine furniture. - Mario Buatta I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon. - Nikki Reed Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell Tirade: A trip to the clothing store to steal neckwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott All the world is made of faith, and trust, and pixie dust. - J.M. Barrie Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke Women's Clothes: Go to extremes, but seldom to extremities - Daffynitions joe-ks.com You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery Excise: The clothes hanging in your closet that fit before the holidays. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain He never chooses an opinion, he just wears whatever happens to be in style. - Leo Tolstoy Pajamas: Items of clothing that newlyweds place beside the bed in case of fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. - Bill Bernbach I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. - Woody Allen One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk Whether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust, like diamonds we are cut with our own dust. - John Webster Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling. - Rodney Dangerfield Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin Calories: 1. Weight lifters; 2. Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little bit tighter every night. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com My mission in life is not merely to survive, but to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. - Maya Angelou With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah What we lawyers want to do is to substitute courts for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs, warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles. - George Rhyne see also Clothing & Marriage Sections Dated Panties |
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