Dusty Underwear

Underwear with attitude

Brief encounters of the married kind


One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. “What the heck,” he said to himself as a little blue ‘dust’ cloud appeared when he shook them out.

“Bonnie,” he hollered into the bathroom, “why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?”

She shot back, “It’s not talcum powder. It’s ‘Miracle Grow.’ ”


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Excuse My Dust - Dorothy Parker

Teeth are always in style. - Dr. Seuss

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Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown

Earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust. - The Book of Common Prayer

Fashion can be bought. Style one must possess. - Edna Woolman Chase

That great dust-heap called 'history'. - Augustine Birrell

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso

You, a man of the cloth, hidin' behind your hassock. - Archie Bunker

The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown

Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Berthold Auerbach

Punk is defined by an attitude rather than a musical style. - David Byrne

Adversity is the diamond dust Heaven polishes its jewels with. - Thomas Carlyle

Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift

Figuring out what the next big trend is tells us what we should focus on. - Mark Zuckerberg

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. - Woody Allen

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months. - Oscar Wilde

Whether we fall by ambition, blood, or lust, like diamonds we are cut with our own dust. - John Webster

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling. - Rodney Dangerfield

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale

I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno

Audience laughter, when it's deserved, acts as a sort of fairy dust that makes funny moments not just funny, but joyous. - Graham Linehan

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

It is always self-defeating to pretend to the style of a generation younger than your own; it simply erases your own experience in history. - Renata Adler

What we lawyers want to do is to substitute courts for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs, warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles. - George Rhyne

I've met talespinners before, Jake, and they're all cut more or less from the same cloth. They tell tales because they're afraid of life. - Stephen King


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14-Apr-2021