One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. “What the heck,” he said to himself as a
little blue ‘dust’ cloud appeared when he shook them out.
“Bonnie,” he hollered into the bathroom, “why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?”
She shot back, “It’s not talcum powder. It’s ‘Miracle Grow.’ ”
Excuse My Dust - Dorothy Parker
Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy
When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu
Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown
That great dust-heap called 'history'. - Augustine Birrell
I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner
Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau
The dust of exploded beliefs may make a fine sunset. - Geoffrey Madan
Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown
Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso
Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards
Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer
Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn
The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu
Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky
Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim
You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West
A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison
It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery
An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. - Bill Bernbach
I don't believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear. - Woody Allen
One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk
In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson
One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant
Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral
The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir
The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie
Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie
The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale
Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn
Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen
Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller
I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno
It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus
Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa
Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld
Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen
With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah
Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost
Dust thou art, to dust returnest. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy
When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum. - Desmond Tutu
Fashions change, but style is forever. - Unknown
That great dust-heap called 'history'. - Augustine Birrell
I base my fashion sense on what doesn't itch. - Gilda Radner
Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau
The dust of exploded beliefs may make a fine sunset. - Geoffrey Madan
Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown
Art washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life. - Pablo Picasso
Style is a natural extension of who you are as a person. - Mark Richards
Finding your style is like putting puzzle pieces together. - Lara Spencer
Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn
The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu
Rappers wear diamonds to compensate for a lack of fashion sense. - Asap Rocky
Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim
You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West
A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison
It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery
An idea can turn to dust or magic, depending on the talent that rubs against it. - Bill Bernbach
I don't believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear. - Woody Allen
One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk
In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson
One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant
Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral
The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir
The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie
Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie
The whole trend and quality of anyone's life is determined in the long run by the choices that are made. - Norman Vincent Peale
Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn
Milton's style was exactly right for what he did. He had enormous energy. Enormous vitality. He still does. - Steve Allen
Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller
I've no interest on initiating a fashion trend on Coruscant or anywhere else. I simply want a uniform that fits. - James Luceno
It is the style of idealism to console itself for the loss of something old with the ability to gape at something new. - Karl Kraus
Bruce Lee's fast pace, Jet Li's pretty style and Jet Li's acrobatics combine with Muay Thai for my own style. - Tony Jaa
Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld
Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen
With so much to be aware of, awareness bracelets have reverted to signifying nothing more than color itself. Idealism has devolved into fashion. - Timothy Noah
Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost
see also Clothing & Marriage Sections
Dated Panties
 2020 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars (3) |  Science Project Turmoil |  Parking Forever |  I've Got Time |  Red Wine Diet |
 Nice Try, Mom |  Flight of the Ladybug |  Time To Retire |  Chess On The Wall |  Tree Face |
 Bad Day Flyer |  Back Bard |  St. Peter's Fish |  Feed Me |  Horse Model |
 Get In Line! |  Coffee World |  Horsing Around |  Think Big |  The Wurst Spiral I've Seen |
09-Dec-2019 |