A minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of time and couldn’t find a space with a meter. Then he put a note under the windshield wiper that read: “I have circled the block 10 times. If I don’t park here, I’ll miss my appointment. Forgive us our trespasses.” When he returned, he found a citation from a police officer along with this note: “I’ve circled this block for 10 years. If I don’t give you a ticket I’ll lose my job. Lead us not into temptation.” see also   Police  &  Religious  Sections   Better With A Beard Canadian Winter Smile Monkey Morning Snow Geese Walk The Line Darth Vader Cool 2020 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars (3) Cutting Edge Table Wine Signs Ring Seating Snow Aerobics 25 Toes Wedding Cake Dress Bacon Soda Sales Wet Insect Chinese New Year Greetings Gun Laws Mounted Deer Antlers Anti-Theft Car SUV Haircut

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