Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day. Sleeping Beauty said, “I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world.” Tom Thumb said, “I must be the smallest person in the world.” Quasimodo said, “I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the world.” So they all decided to go to the Guinness World Records office in London, England to have their claims verified. Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out looking deliriously happy. “It’s official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world.” Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, “I am now officially the smallest person in the world.” Sometime later, Quasimodo comes out looking utterly confused and says, “Who the heck is Rosie O’Donnell?” see also   Relationship  Section   Sleep With Us Puppy Taco Fresh Air Computing Koalified How Much Time Left Expandable Equation Devoted Husband Statue of Libertea Beaver Stretching Social Media Explained Famous Equations Ain't Mowing the Lawn Anymore Crocpox Deer Me! Inverted Helicopter Water Hat NASCAR Fan - Diehard Category Busted Build It - They Will Come Exhausted Baby

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