Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day. Sleeping Beauty said, “I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world.” Tom Thumb said, “I must be the smallest person in the world.” Quasimodo said, “I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the world.” So they all decided to go to the Guinness World Records office in London, England to have their claims verified. Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out looking deliriously happy. “It’s official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world.” Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, “I am now officially the smallest person in the world.” Sometime later, Quasimodo comes out looking utterly confused and says, “Who the heck is Rosie O’Donnell?” see also   Relationship  Section   Texas Car Wash 1934 Modern Home Breakfast Cupcakes Microsoft Messenger - Prototype Five Firm Brakes Tire Dark Side Bus Stop Only in Las Vegas Sailing Duck Redneck Stairs Computer Challenged 1st Rolex Tennis Plant Florida Moves Out Of Hurricane Zone Small Bills Denmark Traffic Signals Nail Polish Lookalilikes Game Car Overloaded Mailbox Redneck Phone Enjoy Fresh Air

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