Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day. Sleeping Beauty said, “I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world.” Tom Thumb said, “I must be the smallest person in the world.” Quasimodo said, “I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the world.” So they all decided to go to the Guinness World Records office in London, England to have their claims verified. Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out looking deliriously happy. “It’s official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world.” Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, “I am now officially the smallest person in the world.” Sometime later, Quasimodo comes out looking utterly confused and says, “Who the heck is Rosie O’Donnell?” see also   Relationship  Section   Pedal Car Mechanic Winterpeg Warm Box Biker Ice Hockey Meltdown Swingers Patience and Wisdom Hippo Race Tank Top Security Bus Office I Lost My Job With Lifeline Wet Rain Boo Pumpkin Downspout Sausage Cat Plastic Bottle Beach Art Dog Shoes Casket Car Cafe Cappuccino Redneck Car Swing Need A Lifeguard?

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