Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day. Sleeping Beauty said, “I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world.” Tom Thumb said, “I must be the smallest person in the world.” Quasimodo said, “I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the world.” So they all decided to go to the Guinness World Records office in London, England to have their claims verified. Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out looking deliriously happy. “It’s official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world.” Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, “I am now officially the smallest person in the world.” Sometime later, Quasimodo comes out looking utterly confused and says, “Who the heck is Rosie O’Donnell?” see also   Relationship  Section   2020 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars (3) Women's Rights Finger's House Deplorter Squeegee Clothing Child's Decision Making Tree Ambition Cold Books Ikea Blueprint Waterslide Closet Canadian Whiskey Car-Eating Cow Tea For Two Paint Pants Sea Sand Art Grief Bacon Respect For Grapes Up Purriscope Fresh Chicken Ice Climbing Building

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