Beerful Church

A Church where communion takes priority

Bubba likes to stare all day long at this beer-eautiful cathedral



Church sculpture made from beer bottles

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Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Cantaloupe: Got to get married in Church - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sacrilege: Shelf for bottles of holy water - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Draft Dodger: Someone who avoids beer on tap. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar

Bladder: The human apparatus that pays the tax on beer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

Today's church wants to be raptured from responsibility. - Leonard Ravenhill

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

Throwing bricks and bottles, it's like a regular inserruption. - Archie Bunker

Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

In an urban environment, a church building is a thing of the past. - Mark Batterson

I once heard a preacher who sorely tempted me to go to church no more. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

True beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes. - Unknown

Church is the only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. - William Temple

You can always borrow a corkscrew from a member of the Protestant Episcopal Church. - Chauncey Depew

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown

Most people have some sort of religion, at least they know which church they're staying away from. - John Erskine

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

A rock pile ceases to be a rock pile the moment a single man contemplates it, bearing within him the image of a cathedral. - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster


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03-Jul-2022