Kids Home

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Kids Colourful Home

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Choose your neighbor before you buy your house. - African Proverb

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

Retire? I can't spell the word. I'd play in a wheelchair. - Keith Richards

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Don't ya know it's bad luck to keep icrons in a Christian home? - Archie Bunker

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

Hidin' out in the house all the time, like some Bantam of the Opera. - Archie Bunker

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

Necessity may be the mother of invention, but play is certainly the father. - Roger von Oech

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker

To play a wrong note is insignificant; to play without passion is inexcusable. - Ludwig van Beethoven

On stage I make love to twenty five thousand people; and then I go home alone. - Janis Joplin

I'm like the kid in kindergarten; I really do send valentines to everyone. - Susie Bright

All kids need is a little help, a little hope, and somebody who believes in them. - Earvin "Magic" Johnson

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation. - Plato

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. - Jay Leno

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

If more of us cared about food and home above gold, this world would be a merrier place. - Bilbo Baggins

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams

Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play. - Immanuel Kant

As an actor you become that lighting rod between the person who made the play and the audience. - Christopher Walken

He hath eaten me out of house and home; he hath put all my substance into that fat belly of his. - William Shakespeare

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

A happy home is one in which each spouse grants the possibility that the other may be right, though neither believes it. - Don Fraser

Last night my wife met me at the front door. She was wearing a sexy negligee. The only trouble was, she was coming home. - Rodney Dangerfield

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

I am a gypsy. I haven't had a home for a long time. Call me a homeless person - I just throw everything in a bag and I'm good to go. - Taylor Kinney


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22-Feb-2020