Sorry About The Mess

“Housekeeper of the Year” award goes to...


This is a Houston apartment, found during a recent hurricane evacuation
inspection. By the looks of the stained couch cushions, she didn’t move
very far from here. This is NOT hurricane damage -
the apartment was found this way prior to the hurricane.
House hoarders - saving room for cigarette butts

Hard to believe there wasn’t a fire with all the cigarettes.
Did this woman ever hear of an ashtray? Nope - empty soda cups will do...
House hoarders - room full of garbage



All the Febreze, Clorox and bleach in the world isn’t going to help this mess!
House hoarders - kitchen leftovers

NOOOOOOOOO - not the computer!!!
House hoarders - computer cigarette butts

Notice the small “butt free” area around the bottom of the mouse where her
hand rubbed the mouse pad, and what keys on the keyboard that were used...
House hoarders - computer keyboard butts

Here come the gross parts...
House hoarders - bathroom butts

I’m sure she had intentions of cleaning, but probably put it off till tomorrow...
House hoarders - more bathroom butts

I don’t want to even think what that pile on the sink is...
House hoarders - and more bathroom butts and garbage

Always room for more pizza and do-nuts!
House hoarders - leftover food bonanza

House hoarders - mountain of garbage

Remember when you last said to a visitor,
“Sorry about the mess, I haven’t done my cleaning yet today!”
After looking at this, it’s safe to say that your house is not so bad after all...

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Home is home, though it be homely. - English Proverb

Home is wherever I'm with you. - Edward Sharpe

Homemade dishes drive one from home. - Thomas Hood

Oscar night at my house is called Passover. - Bob Hope

A road to a friend's house is never long. - Danish Proverb

A spotless house is a sign of a misspent life. - Unknown

Maybe I should just go home and ride my tractor. - Chuck Grassley

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

Status Quo: Latin for 'the mess we're in.' - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. - Unknown

Stucco: What a lot of house hunters are getting these days - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Traveling in the company of those we love is home in motion. - Leigh Hunt

It's a sad house where the hen crows louder than the cock. - Scottish Proverb

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

One road leads home and a thousand roads lead into the wilderness. - C S Lewis

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store. - Kin Hubbard

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. - Jay Leno

Mother is the heartbeat in the home; and without her, there seems to be no heart throb. - Leroy Brownlow

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

In my house on the ceilings I have paintings of the rooms above, so I never have to go upstairs. - Steven Wright

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

Window Screen: 1. A device to prevent the escape of insects; 2. A device for keeping flies in the house. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham

My cell phone is acting up - I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I'm still at work. - Unknown

I'm 42 around the chest, 52 around the waist, 92 around the golf course, and a nuisance around the house. - Groucho Marx

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

A squirrel dying in front of your house may be more relevant to your interests right now than people dying in Africa. - Mark Zuckerberg

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

Every woman's dream is that a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed... and clean the whole house while she sleeps. - Unknown

Home is a place not only of strong affections, but of entire unreserve. It is life's undress rehearsal, its back-room, its dressing room. - Harriet Beecher Stowe


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22-Sep-2021