Auntie Gravity Research

Europe’s new attempts at controlling the economy’s inflation



Auntie Gravity Research

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Tantamount: Riding a French Aunt - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Conference: Hot air on a high level. - Gerald Barzan

Math research is more like a marathon. - Terence Tao

Nobody can be uncheered with a balloon. - Winnie the Pooh

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Gravity isn't easy, but it's the law. - Unknown

What is research but a blind date with knowledge? - Will Harvey

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? - Aaron Weiss

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

Law of Inflation: Whatever goes up will go up some more. - Kin Hubbard

Anti-social behavior is a trait in a world full of conformists. - Nikola Tesla

Those who go to college and never get out are called professors. - George Givot

Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind. - Marston Bates

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

New research shows that you will be dead longer than you will be alive. - Zig Ziglar

Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing. - Wernher Von Braun

Basic research is what I am doing when I don't know what I am doing. - Wernher von Braun

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Life really does begin at forty. Up until then, you are just doing research. - Carl Jung

If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it? - Albert Einstein

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. - Steven Wright

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

But what has it got in its pocketses, eh? Not string, precious, but not nothing. - Gollum

If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it? - Albert Einstein

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity. - G K Chesterton

If you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research. - Wilson Mizner

Pull the string, and it will follow wherever you wish. Push it, and it will go nowhere at all. - Dwight D Eisenhower

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

Give me a guitar, give me a piano, give me a broom and string, I wouldn't get bored anywhere. - Keith Richards

Inflation is as violent as a mugger, as frightening as an armed robber and as deadly as a hit man. - Ronald Reagan

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

It is mathematical fact that the casting of this pebble from my hand alters the center of gravity of the universe. - Thomas Carlyle

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell

No one undertakes research in physics with the intention of winning a prize. It is the joy of discovering something no one knew before. - Stephen Hawking

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin


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05-Dec-2020