Auntie Gravity Research

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Auntie Gravity Research

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Love is metaphysical gravity. - R Buckminster Fuller

There is no gravity. The earth sucks. - Graffito

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Gravity isn't easy, but it's the law. - Unknown

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? - Aaron Weiss

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

I've been noticing gravity since I was very young. - Cameron Diaz

Law of Inflation: Whatever goes up will go up some more. - Kin Hubbard

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

Anti-social behavior is a trait in a world full of conformists. - Nikola Tesla

Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind. - Marston Bates

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

New research shows that you will be dead longer than you will be alive. - Zig Ziglar

Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing. - Wernher Von Braun

Basic research is what I am doing when I don't know what I am doing. - Wernher von Braun

Bacon's not the only thing that's cured by hanging from a string. - Hugh Kingsmill

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Life really does begin at forty. Up until then, you are just doing research. - Carl Jung

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. - Steven Wright

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

I know that this defies the law of gravity, but, you see, I never studied law. - Bugs Bunny

If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it? - Albert Einstein

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

If you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research. - Wilson Mizner

Pull the string, and it will follow wherever you wish. Push it, and it will go nowhere at all. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The guitar is a small orchestra. It is polyphonic. Every string is a different color, a different voice. - Andres Segovia

My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year. - Steven Wright

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

No one undertakes research in physics with the intention of winning a prize. It is the joy of discovering something no one knew before. - Stephen Hawking

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen


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07-Apr-2020