Auntie Gravity Research

Europe’s new attempts at controlling the economy’s inflation



Auntie Gravity Research

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Love is metaphysical gravity. - R Buckminster Fuller

There is no gravity. The earth sucks. - Graffito

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Gravity isn't easy, but it's the law. - Unknown

What is research but a blind date with knowledge? - Will Harvey

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? - Aaron Weiss

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

I've been noticing gravity since I was very young. - Cameron Diaz

Law of Inflation: Whatever goes up will go up some more. - Kin Hubbard

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming. - Wernher von Braun

Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind. - Marston Bates

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing. - Wernher Von Braun

Basic research is what I am doing when I don't know what I am doing. - Wernher von Braun

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

If we knew what it was we were doing, it wouldn’t be called research. - Albert Einstein

Life really does begin at forty. Up until then, you are just doing research. - Carl Jung

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. - Steven Wright

I know that this defies the law of gravity, but, you see, I never studied law. - Bugs Bunny

But what has it got in its pocketses, eh? Not string, precious, but not nothing. - Gollum

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

If you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research. - Wilson Mizner

Pull the string, and it will follow wherever you wish. Push it, and it will go nowhere at all. - Dwight D Eisenhower

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

Give me a guitar, give me a piano, give me a broom and string, I wouldn't get bored anywhere. - Keith Richards

Inflation is as violent as a mugger, as frightening as an armed robber and as deadly as a hit man. - Ronald Reagan

The guitar is a small orchestra. It is polyphonic. Every string is a different color, a different voice. - Andres Segovia

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

It is mathematical fact that the casting of this pebble from my hand alters the center of gravity of the universe. - Thomas Carlyle

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen


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24-Feb-2020