BP Surfing

Surfing is for life. - Bruce Jenkins

Water Polo: What horses play in the swimming pool - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

I've committed to surfing the rest of my life. - Lance Armstrong

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

Oil is drowning our oceans and drowning our boreal forests. - Winona LaDuke

You used so much oil the U.S. is trying to invade the plate. - Gordon Ramsay

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

There is nothing, nothing, more sad than a surfer who used to surf. - Unknown

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

If there was no such thing as barrels I probably wouldn't even surf. - Clay Marzo

Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take. - Josh Billings

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

You can take a surfer out of the surf, but you can not take surf out of surfer. - Bob McTavish

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

He won the bronze medal in the 1976 Olympics, so he's used to being out in front. - David Coleman

I love surfing more than cricket. It's more interesting and you meet great people. - Hansie Cronje

I'm just a surfer who wanted to build something that would allow me to surf longer. - Jack O'Neill

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

It's a culmination of your life of surfing when you turn and paddle in at Mavericks. - Jeff Clark

I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further tan the next wisecrack. - Katharine Hepburn

Sometimes in the morning, when it's a good surf, I go out there, and I don't feel like it's a bad world. - Kary Mullis

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

Moses took us Israelis forty years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil. - Golda Meir

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life. - Conan O'Brien

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater