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I surf to get tan. - Shane Dorian

Just keep swimming. - Finding Nemo

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

I've committed to surfing the rest of my life. - Lance Armstrong

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

Stay up and really burn the midnight oil. There are no compromises. - Leontyne Price

There is nothing, nothing, more sad than a surfer who used to surf. - Unknown

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

If there was no such thing as barrels I probably wouldn't even surf. - Clay Marzo

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

You can take a surfer out of the surf, but you can not take surf out of surfer. - Bob McTavish

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

I'm just a surfer who wanted to build something that would allow me to surf longer. - Jack O'Neill

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

It's a culmination of your life of surfing when you turn and paddle in at Mavericks. - Jeff Clark

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

Sometimes in the morning, when it's a good surf, I go out there, and I don't feel like it's a bad world. - Kary Mullis

I want to try doing sportier things, kite surfing and paddle surfing - I think it would give me that extra confidence. - Vanessa Hudgens

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life. - Conan O'Brien

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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25-Sep-2020