BP Surfing

I surf to get tan. - Shane Dorian

Just keep swimming. - Finding Nemo

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

I've tried body surfing. It's nice. - Ziggy Marley

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet? - Steven Wright

I've committed to surfing the rest of my life. - Lance Armstrong

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

Oil is drowning our oceans and drowning our boreal forests. - Winona LaDuke

You used so much oil the U.S. is trying to invade the plate. - Gordon Ramsay

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith

Leadership, like swimming, cannot be learned by reading about it. - Henry Mintzberg

There is nothing, nothing, more sad than a surfer who used to surf. - Unknown

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

You can take a surfer out of the surf, but you can not take surf out of surfer. - Bob McTavish

Surfing's one of the few sports that you look ahead to see what's behind. - Laird Hamilton

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy. - Unknown

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

He won the bronze medal in the 1976 Olympics, so he's used to being out in front. - David Coleman

I'm just a surfer who wanted to build something that would allow me to surf longer. - Jack O'Neill

It's a culmination of your life of surfing when you turn and paddle in at Mavericks. - Jeff Clark

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

I drank because I wanted to drown my sorrows, but now the damned things have learned to swim. - Frida Kahlo

I think 99 times and find nothing. I stop thinking, swim in silence, and the truth comes to me. - Albert Einstein

Surfing is very much like making love. It always feels good, no matter how many times you've done it. - Paul Strauch

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

I want to try doing sportier things, kite surfing and paddle surfing - I think it would give me that extra confidence. - Vanessa Hudgens

The reason gas prices are so high is because the oil is in Texas and Oklahoma and all the dipsticks are in Washington. - Yakov Smirnoff

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

What I love the most about surfing is that it's my first love. It's the first thing I can remember being consumed by. - Stephanie Gilmore

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life. - Conan O'Brien