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I surf to get tan. - Shane Dorian

Just keep swimming. - Finding Nemo

Surfing is for life. - Bruce Jenkins

Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Emulsion: A mixture of oil and emotion. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

Oil is drowning our oceans and drowning our boreal forests. - Winona LaDuke

You used so much oil the U.S. is trying to invade the plate. - Gordon Ramsay

No man drowns if he perseveres in praying to God, and can swim. - Russian Proverb

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

There is nothing, nothing, more sad than a surfer who used to surf. - Unknown

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

You can take a surfer out of the surf, but you can not take surf out of surfer. - Bob McTavish

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

I love surfing more than cricket. It's more interesting and you meet great people. - Hansie Cronje

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

I'm just a surfer who wanted to build something that would allow me to surf longer. - Jack O'Neill

It's a culmination of your life of surfing when you turn and paddle in at Mavericks. - Jeff Clark

It's the Olympics. If you can't get up to swim early in the morning, don't go. - Michael Phelps

I guess you would say I'd be like the Michael Phelps of swimming if he wasn't there. - Ryan Lochte

Surfing is very much like making love. It always feels good, no matter how many times you've done it. - Paul Strauch

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further tan the next wisecrack. - Katharine Hepburn

Sometimes in the morning, when it's a good surf, I go out there, and I don't feel like it's a bad world. - Kary Mullis

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green

What I love the most about surfing is that it's my first love. It's the first thing I can remember being consumed by. - Stephanie Gilmore

Moses took us Israelis forty years through the desert in order to bring us to the one spot in the Middle East that has no oil. - Golda Meir

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life. - Conan O'Brien

Your surfing can get better on every turn, on every wave you catch. Learn to read the ocean better. A big part of my success has been wave knowledge. - Kelly Slater


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26-Nov-2021