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Surfing is attitude dancing. - Gerry Lopez

Oil and truth will get uppermost at last. - Proverb

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

I've tried body surfing. It's nice. - Ziggy Marley

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

I've committed to surfing the rest of my life. - Lance Armstrong

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

This is the place to be - in the land of swimming pools. - David Hockney

You will never get lessons on swimming from a drowning man. - Unknown

Oil is drowning our oceans and drowning our boreal forests. - Winona LaDuke

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

If there was no such thing as barrels I probably wouldn't even surf. - Clay Marzo

Advice is like castor oil, easy enough to give but dreadful uneasy to take. - Josh Billings

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

You can take a surfer out of the surf, but you can not take surf out of surfer. - Bob McTavish

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked. - Warren Buffett

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim. - Ann Landers

I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming. - Jimmy Carter

My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey

If I swim in the ocean, I have a shark thought. Not a bad one, but just a little one. - Tea Leoni

He won the bronze medal in the 1976 Olympics, so he's used to being out in front. - David Coleman

In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle, stand like a rock. - Thomas Jefferson

It's a culmination of your life of surfing when you turn and paddle in at Mavericks. - Jeff Clark

I think 99 times and find nothing. I stop thinking, swim in silence, and the truth comes to me. - Albert Einstein

Surfing is very much like making love. It always feels good, no matter how many times you've done it. - Paul Strauch

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

Many people cycle or swim to keep trim. But if swimming is so good for the figure, how do you explain whales? - Charles Saatchi

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

One of the greatest things about the sport of surfing is that you need only three things: your body, a surfboard, and a wave. - Naima Green

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

I can't swim. I can't drive, either. I was going to learn to drive but then I thought, well, what if I crash into a lake? - Dylan Moran

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life. - Conan O'Brien

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: "President Can't Swim." - Lyndon B. Johnson


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30-May-2020