Baby Sitting Animals

Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Babies are such a nice way to start people. - Don Herold

A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings. - Jay London

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein

Blessed indeed is the man who hears many gentle voices call him father! - Lydia Child

Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli

My heart is happy, my mind is free.
I had a father who talked with me. - Hilde Bigelow

Those who slew my father I drove into exile... and defeated them in battle. - Augustus

The four stages of man are infancy, childhood, adolescence, and obsolescence. - Art Linkletter

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

Humour is based on a modicum of truth. Ever heard a joe-k about a father-in-law? - Dick Clark

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. - Mark Twain

I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. - Monty Python Anb The Holy Grail

Sprouts: Innocent green plants snatched in their infancy and devoured alive by ravenous vegetarians - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

She did not stand alone, but what stood behind her, the most potent moral force in her life, was the love of her father. - Harper Lee

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

My father said there were two kinds of people in the world: givers and takers. The takers may eat better, but the givers sleep better. - Marlo Thomas

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

The heart of who I am as a person and as a man is forgiveness, after forgiving my father for a lot of things that were done when I was a child. - Tyler Perry