To save the economy, in July 2010, The Harper government will start deporting all old people in order to lower Social Security and Medicare costs. I started crying when I thought of you. ![]() Run, you Old Buzzard, Run! Well... what can I say? Someone sent it to me - and I’m not going alone! In politics the middle way is none at all. - John Adams Everybody knows politics is a contact sport. - Barrack Obama Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson Honor is not the exclusive property of any political party. - Herbert Hoover You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn My sheer existence is like a political act to a lot of people. It's not to me. - Grimes Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their will to power. - Aldous Huxley Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony. But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning. - Theodor Adorno At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. - Isaac Asimov see also Government & Politics Sections |
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