![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Looks like Terry Jones has found a new venue... (remember when he last rose up through the floor playing the organ- like Reginald Dixon (Blackpool Wurlitzer) in a Monty Python sketch?) ![]() Refuse to sink. - Kristi Welch Safety doesn't happen by accident. - Unknown My alone time is for everyone's safety. - Unknown Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas A slice of eggplant makes a dandy sink stopper. - Kin Hubbard Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson Obedience is the mother of success and is wedded to safety. - Aeschylus Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore Shells sink, Dreams float, Life's good On our boat. - Jimmy Buffet The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid An entire ocean can't sink a ship unless it allows the water inside. - Donna Smith I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going? - Douglas Gauck There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens Having hope will give you courage. You will be protected and will rest in safety. - Bible If we tried to sink the past beneath our feet, be sure the future would not stand it. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning Inaction will cause a man to sink into the slough of despond and vanish without a trace. - Farley Mowat If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or step back into safety. - Abraham Maslow Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen Self-pity is a sinkhole from which no rescuing hand can drag you because you have chosen to sink. - Elisabeth Elliot To say my fate is not tied to your fate is like saying, "Your end of the boat is sinking." - Hugh Downs One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown Individuality is either the mark of genius or the reverse. Mediocrity finds safety in standardization. - Frederick Crane Bountiful: What Captain Bligh declared after learning that one more breadfruit tree would sink his ship - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I'm going to smile, and my smile will sink down into your pupils, and heaven knows what it will become. - Jean-Paul Sartre Faith is a fine invention When Gentlemen can see - But Microscopes are prudent In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins Somewhere beyond the sink-hole, past the magnolia, under the live oaks, a boy and a yearling ran side by side, and were gone forever. - Marjorie K. Rawlings The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin Sinkhole or “piping feature”? Fire Truck Sinkhole Holes of the World Obamacare Sinkhole SinkHole Pickup SUV Sinkhole Mel Hardman (aka elvisweathercock) Animations |
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