![]() Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn How much is that doggie in the window? - Bob Merrill The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown My little dog - a heartbeat at my feet. - Edith Wharton Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield Because the sweeter the cake, the more bitter the jelly can be. - Lady Gaga When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs. - Alphonse de Lamartine Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss This is a Jewish cake - they give this to a Jewish kid before he gets circumscribed. - Archie Bunker I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain The less Holy Spirit we have, the more cake and coffee we need to keep the church going. - Reinhard Bonnke I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill A bad review is like baking a cake with all the best ingredients and having someone sit on it. - Danielle Steel Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott You're getting old when the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it. - Felix Severn If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her 18th birthday, you can get out of bed. - E. Jean Carroll If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart Thank you to all who posted kind birthday wishes. I'm touched. The rest of you will be un-friended tomorrow. - Unknown People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit. - George Burns If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz see also Birthday & Dog Sections Cat Birthday Dog Birthday Pupcakes Bacon Birthday Cake Big Birthday Surprise Blonde’s Birthday Task Cake Message Centennial Puff Cheap Birthday Card Crowded Birthday Party DJ Birthday Doctor’ed Birthday Cake Family Birthday Reminder Hippy Birthday Jurassic Judah Perfect Birthday Excuse Redneck Birthday Cake Shark Week Birthday Cake “Underneath That” Cake Woodcutter Birthday Cake |
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