That’s All Falks!

Winner of 4 Emmys for his cigar-chomping role as scruffy-haired, mac-wearing Columbo

Tribute to Peter Falk (September 16, 1927 – June 23, 2011)





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Precision is not reality. - Henri Matisse

Reality continues to ruin my life. - Bill Watterson

Legitimate reality (realty) company. - Archie Bunker

Reality is something you rise above. - Liza Minnelli

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

A hallucination is a species of reality. - Terence McKenna

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Imitation is the sincerest form of television. - Fred Allen

Television proves that sight has a definite odor. - Gerald F Lieberman

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. - Jules de Gaultier

Sex on television can't hurt you - unless you fall off. - Unknown

Reality can be lost when reason and language have been violated. - Ravi Zacharias

Symptoms, then are in reality nothing but the cry from suffering organs. - Jean-Martin Charcot

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away. - Philip K. Dick

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

A dream you dream alone is only a dream. A dream you dream together is reality. - Yoko Ono

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

In photography there is a reality so subtle that it becomes more real than reality. - Alfred Stieglitz

The essential feature, and necessity of life is to know reality, which means knowing God. - Malcolm Muggeridge

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

When you expect good, it's available constantly, and it makes itself a reality in your life. - Alfre Woodard

The reality of professional skateboarding contests is that they're not relevant in our world. - Rob Dyrdek

Television was not intended to make human beings vacuous, but it is an emanation of their vacuity. - Malcolm Muggeridge

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot be fooled. - Richard P Feynman

The past exists only in our memories,
The future only in our plans.
The present is our only reality. - Robert Pirsig

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

Remembering is a gift - a silent gift, because it roots us in reality while at the same time pointing us towards eternity. - Raphael Anzenberger

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

The use of traveling is to regulate imagination by reality, and instead of thinking how things may be, to see them as they are. - Samuel Johnson

You've probably got a device on you that can shoot decent video, so what's stopping you? Capture and share some moments. - Steve Garfield

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

What brought me into the TV business is what keeps me here and happy. You can learn something new every day if you have a really positive attitude. - Katie Couric


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Halloween Lamp

Making Music Together

Back Asswards

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Fang Treats

Model T Snowmobile

Skinny Puddy Tat

Redneck Cocktail

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Triple Bypass Burger

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23-Oct-2020