An old guy, not in the best of shape, was working out in the gym when he spotted a sexy and beautiful young woman.
He asked the nearby trainer, “What machine should I use in here to impress that cute young thing over there?”
The trainer looked him up and down and said, “I’d try the ATM in the lobby.”
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx
I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump
Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg
A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland
Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller
Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale
Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde
In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner
There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash
I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez
The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle
Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson
There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown
I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore
Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman
Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming
Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert
Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin
The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez
Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha
For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones
Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash
Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash
Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson
Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf
I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump
Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg
A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland
Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller
Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale
Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde
In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner
There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Unknown
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash
I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez
The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle
Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson
There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown
I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore
Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman
Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming
Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert
Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin
The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez
Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha
For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones
Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash
Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash
Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson
Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf
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