An old guy, not in the best of shape, was working out in the gym when he spotted a sexy and beautiful young woman.
He asked the nearby trainer, “What machine should I use in here to impress that cute young thing over there?”
The trainer looked him up and down and said, “I’d try the ATM in the lobby.”
Necessity is the mother of attraction. - Luke McKissack
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx
Be careful calling attraction to themselves. - Archie Bunker
I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump
Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland
In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner
Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash
Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller
I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson
Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown
Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty
If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon
In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg
The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud
I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore
Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen
Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde
An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin
Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown
Strengthen the female mind by enlarging it, and there will be an end to blind obedience. - Mary Wollstonecraft
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby
Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker
Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks
The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown
Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum
Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb
Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin
The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia
For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra
The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown
While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson
Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx
Be careful calling attraction to themselves. - Archie Bunker
I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump
Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland
In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner
Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash
Keep thy eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterward. - Thomas Fuller
I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson
Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown
Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty
If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon
In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg
The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud
I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore
Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen
Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde
An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin
Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown
Strengthen the female mind by enlarging it, and there will be an end to blind obedience. - Mary Wollstonecraft
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby
Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker
Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks
The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown
Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum
Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb
Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin
The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia
For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra
The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown
While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson
Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid
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