An old guy, not in the best of shape, was working out in the gym when he spotted a sexy and beautiful young woman.
He asked the nearby trainer, “What machine should I use in here to impress that cute young thing over there?”
The trainer looked him up and down and said, “I’d try the ATM in the lobby.”
Figured Bass: Female baritone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker
Necessity is the mother of attraction. - Luke McKissack
Grace: nutrient in the marriage garden - Phil Callaway
Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges
There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb
There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb
The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington
In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff
Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde
A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois
Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor
Shoulder Strap: A device for keeping an attraction from becoming a sensation - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman
Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey
Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields
An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby
We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush
Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse
As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May
A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott
The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez
Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland
I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump
It is not your love that sustains the marriage, but from now on, the marriage that sustains your love. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer
Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum
A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty
Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin
Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde
A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring
You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx
Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker
Necessity is the mother of attraction. - Luke McKissack
Grace: nutrient in the marriage garden - Phil Callaway
Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges
There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb
There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb
The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington
In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff
Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde
A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois
Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor
Shoulder Strap: A device for keeping an attraction from becoming a sensation - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman
Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey
Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields
An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby
We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush
Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse
As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May
A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott
The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez
Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland
I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump
It is not your love that sustains the marriage, but from now on, the marriage that sustains your love. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer
Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum
A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty
Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin
Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde
A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring
You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx
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