An old guy, not in the best of shape, was working out in the gym when he spotted a sexy and beautiful young woman.
He asked the nearby trainer, “What machine should I use in here to impress that cute young thing over there?”
The trainer looked him up and down and said, “I’d try the ATM in the lobby.”
Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker
Necessity is the mother of attraction. - Luke McKissack
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller
The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde
There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx
Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb
I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez
The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle
Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves
Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown
A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois
Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty
Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel
In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg
The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud
Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey
In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough
Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby
Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde
Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland
The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain
Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash
Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks
The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash
A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty
For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby
The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay
The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown
If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson
One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst
Necessity is the mother of attraction. - Luke McKissack
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller
The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde
There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx
Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb
I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez
The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle
Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves
Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown
A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois
Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty
Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel
In the future, there will be no female leaders. There will just be leaders. - Sheryl Sandberg
The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud
Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey
In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough
Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby
Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde
Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland
The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain
Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash
Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks
The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash
A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty
For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby
The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay
The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown
If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson
One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst
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