An old guy, not in the best of shape, was working out in the gym when he spotted a sexy and beautiful young woman.
He asked the nearby trainer, “What machine should I use in here to impress that cute young thing over there?”
The trainer looked him up and down and said, “I’d try the ATM in the lobby.”
Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb
Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown
Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling
Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler
Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland
Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb
Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld
In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff
A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown
I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez
Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde
I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson
A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois
Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad. - Woody Allen
If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon
Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton
Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone
A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde
An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis
We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush
As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde
The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez
Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so. - Robert Frost
For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones
The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum
Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash
The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown
I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown
I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland
Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown
Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling
Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler
Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
Algebra: Undergarment worn by female math teachers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland
Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb
Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld
In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff
A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown
I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez
Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde
I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson
A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois
Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad. - Woody Allen
If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon
Marriage halves our griefs, doubles our joys, and quadruples our expenses. - G K Chesterton
Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone
A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde
An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis
We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush
As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde
The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez
Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so. - Robert Frost
For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones
The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum
Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash
The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown
I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown
I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland
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