An old guy, not in the best of shape, was working out in the gym when he spotted a sexy and beautiful young woman.
He asked the nearby trainer, “What machine should I use in here to impress that cute young thing over there?”
The trainer looked him up and down and said, “I’d try the ATM in the lobby.”
Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker
Figured Bass: Female baritone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker
Necessity is the mother of attraction. - Luke McKissack
Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown
Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler
Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg
Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has not pleasure. - Samuel Johnson
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller
Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash
The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle
Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves
Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone
People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar
Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen
Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin
We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde
The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez
Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so. - Robert Frost
The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown
I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump
Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash
Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum
Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe
Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash
A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty
Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin
Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker
There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx
One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst
Figured Bass: Female baritone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker
Necessity is the mother of attraction. - Luke McKissack
Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown
Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler
Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg
Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has not pleasure. - Samuel Johnson
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller
Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash
The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle
Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves
Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone
People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar
Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen
Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin
We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde
The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez
Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so. - Robert Frost
The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown
I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump
Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash
Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum
Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe
Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash
A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty
Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin
Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker
There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx
One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst
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