![]() Follow the grain in your own wood. - Howard Thurman Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice. - Henry Ford The time to repair the roof is when the sun is shining. - John F Kennedy A chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up. - Brigham Young Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself. - Harrison Ford Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass I can look at the knot in a piece of wood until it frightens me. - William Blake The shortest distance between two points is usually under repair. - Unknown Xylophonist: A superstitious person who goes around knocking on wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The mind is not a vessel that needs filling but wood that needs igniting. - Plutarch Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen As the sculptor devotes himself to wood and stone, I would devote myself to my soul. - Toyohiko Kagawa From such crooked wood as that which man is made of, nothing straight can be fashioned. - Immanuel Kant Before enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment: chop wood, carry water. - Zen Buddhist Saying It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder." - Steven Wright You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. - Robert Frost You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth. - Virginia Satir The average auto owner drives so blamed reckless I'm glad that he does git robbed when he pays a repair bill. - Kin Hubbard There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze Some primal termite knocked on wood, And tasted it, and found it good; That is why your Cousin May Fell through the parlor floor today. - Ogden Nash I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy see also Mechanical & Redneck Sections John Deere Lawnmover Portable Lawn Mower Power Mower Redneck Automatic Lawnmower Redneck Lawn Mower Redneck Lawn Mower Delivery Redneck Parking Brake Redneck Riding Lawnmower Saskatchewan Chopper Lawn Mower |
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