Arab Barking Lot

Parking lot sign in Israel’s West Bank

Arabs in Samaria can’t say “P” (i.e. “Panias” becomes “Banias”)



Arab Barking Lot - parking lot sign in Israel's West Bank

During the Arab-Israeli Six-Day War (June 1967) the Israeli army created a unique
Password to identify whether people at border crossings were Israeli or Arab
citizens: the Password was “POPEYE”: Arabs who couldn’t pronounce the letter “P”
pronounced the Password as “BOBEYE” and that’s what the Israeli soldiers
would do - they’d say “BYE-BYE” to them!

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