Canadian Lemmings

Cultural etiquette: the final showdown of manners



Canadian Lemmings

Canadian Manners and Etiquette - Guide to  Canada,  eh

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What once were vices are manners now. - Seneca

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

Do something today that your future self will thank you for. - Unknown

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

Grandma, thank you for being my anchor in this stormy sea of life. - Unknown

We take for granted the things that we should be giving thanks for. - Unknown

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

Thanks to this man I've gone from over-the-counter to over-the-barrel. - Unknown

Wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving. - Unknown

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

Thanks you for being a part of my life, whether you were a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime. - Unknown

The gentle mind by gentle deeds is known. For a man by nothing is so well betrayed, as by his manners. - Edmund Spenser

Your majesty, I thank you from the bottom of my heart, and Madame Houde thanks you from her bottom too. - Camillein Houde

Children are natural mimics who act like their parents despite every effort to teach them good manners. - Unknown

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

The first responsibility of a leader is to define reality. The last is to say thank you. In between, the leader is a servant. - Max DePree

Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin

Thank you... fat dude with giant headphones on the subway, for looking like what would've happened if Jabba the Hutt mated with Princess Leia. - Jimmy Fallon

Sometimes our light goes out but is blown into flame by another human being. Each of us owes deepest thanks to those who have rekindled this light. - Albert Schweitzer



 

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28-May-2020