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Politics is war by other measures. - Steve Bannon

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

All government, of course, is against liberty. - H L Mencken

Turn on to politics, or politics will turn on you. - Ralph Nader

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Sudafed: Brought litigation against a government official - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

An honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere. - Mark Twain

Politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. - Charles de Gaulle

World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

An honest politician is one who when he's bought stays bought. - Simon Cameron

The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell

An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought. - Simon Cameron

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong

Politics is a profession where the paths of glory lead but to the gravy. - Billy Boy Franklin

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin

A good politician, under democracy, is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. - H L Mencken

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

The power I exert on the court depends on the power of my arguments, not on my gender. - Sandra Day O'Connor

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

Get thee glass eyes;
And, like a scurvy politician, seem
To see the things thou dost not. - William Shakespeare

There is a plan and a purpose, a value to every life, no matter what its location, age, gender or disability. - Sharron Angle

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi