![]() Man On The Moon vs. Man In The Ladies Room Hillary Clinton cautiously endorses Obama’s decree on Transgender Bathrooms & Gender Identity Politics makes strange postmasters. - Kin Hubbard In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V Turn on to politics, or politics will turn on you. - Ralph Nader Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top. - James Reston We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn Being a politician is a poor profession. Being a public servant is a noble one. - Herbert C Hoover One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? - George Carlin When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony. But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare. - Daniel P Moynihan Government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil; in its worst state, an intolerable one. - Thomas Paine I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg In politics, as in womanizing, failure is decisive. It sheds its retrospective gloom on earlier endeavor which at the time seemed full of promise. - Malcolm Muggeridge Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. - Isaac Asimov see also Bathroom, Dubm, Flatulent & Government Sections Donald Trump Quotes Donald Trump White House Hillary’s First Night As President Make America Grate Again Obama Gone Yet? President Guidance |
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