Redneck Mobile Satellite

Re-Cycling used space equipment



Redneck Mobile Satellite Communication System

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TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

Television is democracy at its ugliest. - Paddy Chayefsky

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

Television has raised writing to a new low. - Samuel Goldwyn

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

Television is called a medium because anything good on it is rare. - Fred Allen

Whenever I see an adult on a bicycle I have hope for the human race. - H G Wells

TV is simply a place where people go when they get tired of thinking. - Kevin Devitte

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett

Do you realize if it weren't for Edison we'd be watching TV by candlelight? - Al Boliska

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

Mobile phones are the only subject on which men boast about who's got the smallest. - Neil Kinnock

Life is like riding a bicycle. You don't fall off unless you plan to stop pedaling. - Claude Pepper

I wanted this to be a movie on TV so I could press the off button and make it all go away. - Michelle Rowen

I have had my television aerials removed. It is the moral equivalent of a prostate operation. - Malcolm Muggeridge

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

One of television's great contributions is that it brought murder back into the home, where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

People are often quite surprised by the sport and leisure activities practised by the blind. For example, tandem cycling is very popular. - Andrea Bocelli

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma


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02-Dec-2020