Redneck Mobile Satellite

Re-Cycling used space equipment



Redneck Mobile Satellite Communication System

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TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright

The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle. - Steven Wright

It's the hottest thing on television. - Donald Trump

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

Television proves that sight has a definite odor. - Gerald F Lieberman

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

Life doesn't imitate art; it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson

It's very nearly impossible to tell the truth in television. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Television has brought back murder into the home... where it belongs. - Alfred Hitchcock

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

Satellite imagery is the only way we can map the looting patterns effectively. - Sarah Parcak

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti

So many people are on television that don't know me, and they're like experts on me. - Donald Trump

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

Television was not intended to make human beings vacuous, but it is an emanation of their vacuity. - Malcolm Muggeridge

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight. - Milton Berle

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton

One of my big regrets is that Facebook hasn't had a major chance to shape the mobile operating system ecosystem. - Mark Zuckerberg

The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

One night I walked home very late and fell asleep in somebody's satellite dish. My dreams were showing up on TV's all over the world. - Steven Wright

Cell phones, mobile e-mail, and all the other cool and slick gadgets can cause massive losses in our creative output and overall productivity. - Robin S Sharma

I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation. - Donald Trump


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19-Sep-2020