![]() Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V I can't win. Love is Russian Roulette for me. - Freddie Mercury Obama does not like the issue of where he was born. - Donald Trump I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck All the real things in Russia are done in the villages. - Ernest Poole Russia is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma. - Winston Churchill I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick If you don't know how great this country is, I know someone who does; Russia. - Robert Frost I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima The Iron Curtain may be a thing of the past, but Mother Russia is as mysterious as ever. - Robert Gottlieb In America, you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, the Party can always find you. - Yakov Smirnoff Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I think Kazan is Russia's sportiest city after Moscow, leaving all the others far behind. - Marat Safin For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck Even a race to Obama, she was gonna beat Obama. I don't know who would be worse, I don't know, how could it be worse? - Donald Trump Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back. - Donald Trump I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about. - Tommy Shaw Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff I like a quiet evening with family or friends over, great food and great discussion, and a lot of laughter. That's really what fills my tank. - Anna Eshoo My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle see also Government & Nationality Sections Political Promise Transporter Stimulus Package The Honey Truck |
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