Russian Septic Tank Truck

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom. - Candice Bergen

I can't win. Love is Russian Roulette for me. - Freddie Mercury

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

All the real things in Russia are done in the villages. - Ernest Poole

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back. - Bob Hope

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

In Russia, if a male athlete loses he becomes a female athlete. - Yakov Smirnoff

I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald

Every bathroom in my house will ultimately have a Toto bidet in it. - Ken Marino

Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown

You wanna talk that Russian talk, take yourself back over to the USSO. - Archie Bunker

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

If you don't know how great this country is, I know someone who does; Russia. - Robert Frost

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom. - Kiefer Sutherland

I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

Music Lover: A man, who upon hearing a soprano in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I think Kazan is Russia's sportiest city after Moscow, leaving all the others far behind. - Marat Safin

Ronald Reagan knew who he was. Barack Obama is still working through that equation politically. - Joe Scarborough

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there. - Yakov Smirnoff

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

The Obama representatives like Robert Gibbs attack people viciously, but people like me will not be silent and will answer them back. - Donald Trump

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

If Obama resigns from office NOW, thereby doing a great service to the country, I will give him free lifetime golf at any one of my courses. - Donald Trump

Homosexuality in Russia is a crime and the punishment is seven years in prison, locked up with the other men. There is a three year waiting list. - Yakov Smirnoff