A Newfie went walking down the beach and found a magic lamp. He picked up the lamp and shook it and out came a genie. The genie says, “You found me so you get three wishes.” The Newfie says, “I want a bottomless mug of beer.” * Poof * - the Newfie has a mug of beer in his hand and he chugs it down. It fills back up, and the Newfie says, “Awesome, I’ll have two more of those.” see also   Beer,  Genie  &  Newfie   Sections 40th Wedding Anniversary Blonde Men Emu Order Lawyer’s Genie-ous Catch Marching Genie   Flying is so Overrated Too Short Pinocchio Playground Bike Bed Hi, My Name's Cliff - Drop Over Some Time! TP Kid Soccer Overpass Aussie Starter Fluid Laxative Cream Pie Tea Lights Modern Stick Family Florida's Retired Bikers Arm and Leg Chair Did you say her name was Alice? Time Flies

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