Little Johnny asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, so she said yes. When he went to wipe his fanny, there was no toilet paper... so he used his hand. I'm just a true Irish boy at heart. - Colin Farrell When Irish eyes are smiling, watch your step. - Gerald Kersh There are not many Irish people playing tennis. - Goran Ivanisevic The Danes and the Irish have a great simpatico. - Pierce Brosnan I am Irish as a person, but I feel Jewish as an actor. - Harrison Ford The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch. - James Boswell Where would the Irish be without someone to be Irish at? - Elizabeth Bowen Bless your little Irish heart and every other Irish part. - Irish Blessings The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. - Hal Roach Irish Alzheimer's - you forget everything except the grudges. - Unknown God is good to the Irish, but no one else is; not even the Irish. - Unknown Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett In Ireland, a writer is looked upon as a failed conversationalist. - Unknown Irish Americans are no more Irish than Black Americans are Africans. - Bob Geldof I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon Politics is the chloroform of the Irish people, or, rather the hashish. - Oliver St. John Gogarty I've heard some duff Irish accents. The worst must be Mickey Rourke. - James Nesbitt What's the use of being Irish if the world doesn't break your heart? - Unknown If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family. - Victoria Smurfit The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers My mother is Irish, my father is black and Venezuelan, and me - I'm tan, I guess. - Mariah Carey I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader I had a very happy childhood, which is unsuitable if you're going to be an Irish writer. - Maeve Binchy The Irish do not want anyone to wish them well; they want everyone to wish their enemies ill. - Harold Nicolson Jameson's Irish Whiskey really does improve with age: the older I get the more I like it. - Bob Monkhouse Irish boomerang: It doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to. - Unknown I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish. - Robin Williams Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet. - Oliver Herford "Burn everything British," he once advised his Irish countrymen, "except their coal." - Jonathan Swift I was freelancing for years in Cork and around. I also wrote freelance pieces for 'The Irish Times.' - Kevin Barry Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad. For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown see also Irish, Little Johnny & St. Patrick’s Day Sections Going Green for Ireland Green Beards Irish Alzheimers Irish Bar Irish Birth Control Irish Blessings and Sayings Irish Drink Irish Exam Irish Flood Irish Rugby Fans Irish Sky Garden Crater Irish Virgin Irish Weather Forecasting St. Patrick’s Day Joe-ks St. Patrick’s Day Riddles St. Patrick’s Dog Swimming Buddies Teddy Bear Dance The Fert What’s Under The Kilt? |
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