The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn in her wheel chair where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't talk very well but she could write notes fairly well when she needed to communicate.
After a short time out on the lawn Grandma started leaning off to the right and some family members grabbed her and straightened her up and stuffed pillows on her right.
A short time later she started leaning off to her left and again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left.
Soon she started leaning forward and the family members again grabbed her and tied a pillow case around her waist to hold her up.
A nephew who arrived late came running up to Grandma, “you're looking good, how are they treating you?”
Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the nephew.
“They won't let me fart.”
see also
Aging, Family & Medical Sections
Alzheimer’s or Parkinson’s?
Birth Control Pills For Grandma
Camping For Seniors
Coffee Goes Better With Soldiers
Dementia Relations
Dreams Come True
Forgetful Old Ladies
Good Morning Babushka
Grandma’s Beautiful Pies
Grandma’s Control Problems – Biodegradable Super Fluff
Grandma’s Controller
Grandma Not Welcome
Grandma Protection
Grandma’s Remedies
Granny Does Windows Too
How Grandma Handles Windows
Italian Grandma’s Advice
Legal Disclosure
Shopping With Grandma
Surfer Grandma
Tech Help For Grandma
Visiting Grandma in 2015
Working Past 65
2020 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars (3)
Sign Crime
Royal Family Scrutiny
Bringing It Home
Secret Revealed
Women Pro Golfers
Alternative To Spanking
Laser Cats
At My Age I Need Glasses
Yoga Wine
Slip Sliding Away
Wi-Fi Free Restaurant
Buffalo Construction Plans
For Best Results
Ruling On Criticism
Bacon Pancakes
Very Left Turn Driver
Cold Sermon
Store Tested Coffee
End Of The Line
19-Jan-2020 |