A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, “Lord grant me one wish.” Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, “Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.” Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has not pleasure. - Samuel Johnson A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker see also Genie & Relationship Sections Understanding Women - Pocket Edition A Mother’s Love A Woman’s Mind Bedside Non-Assistance Before Online Dating Everything Men Know About Women Hormone Guide Keyboard Wedding Looking For Your Wife? Looking Small Names of the Colours Real Man’s Point System Romance Lost The Origin of the White Wedding Dress When Men Shop For Groceries Will To Live Winning An Argument With A Woman |
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