A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, “Lord grant me one wish.” Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, “Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.”
The man said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want.”
The Lord said, “Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges
for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific!
The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your
desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you
think would honour and glorify me.”
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, “Lord, I wish that I could
understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they
give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say “nothing”, and how I can make a woman truly happy.”
The Lord replied, “You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?”
Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb
Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown
Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen
Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland
The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas
Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant
A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown
If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown
Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde
A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor
Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby
We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush
Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde
Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias
The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno
The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash
Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields
Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra
The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown
While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell
Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry
There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown
I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson
Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland
Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown
Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen
Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland
The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas
Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant
A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown
If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown
Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde
A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor
Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby
We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush
Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde
Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias
The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno
The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash
Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields
Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra
The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown
While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell
Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry
There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown
I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson
Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland
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