A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, “Lord grant me one wish.” Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, “Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.”
The man said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want.”
The Lord said, “Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges
for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific!
The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your
desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you
think would honour and glorify me.”
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, “Lord, I wish that I could
understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they
give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say “nothing”, and how I can make a woman truly happy.”
The Lord replied, “You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?”
Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx
Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg
Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller
There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb
There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb
Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb
The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash
Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp
Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer
Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown
There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown
Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman
Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel
Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming
Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde
A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall
Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker
Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse
As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx
The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno
Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash
Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown
Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe
Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin
It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose
If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx
One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst
Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx
Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight. - Georg C. Lichtenberg
Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller
There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb
There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb
Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb
The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash
Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp
Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer
Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown
There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown
Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman
Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel
Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming
Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde
A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall
Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker
Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse
As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx
The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno
Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash
Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown
Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe
Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin
It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose
If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx
One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst
Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf
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