A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, “Lord grant me one wish.” Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, “Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.” Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has not pleasure. - Samuel Johnson There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring Forgiveness is the best form of love in any relationship. It takes a strong person to say they're sorry, and an even stronger person to forgive. - Yolanda Hadid Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland see also Genie & Relationship Sections Understanding Women - Pocket Edition A Mother’s Love A Woman’s Mind Bedside Non-Assistance Before Online Dating Everything Men Know About Women Hormone Guide Keyboard Wedding Looking For Your Wife? Looking Small Names of the Colours Real Man’s Point System Romance Lost The Origin of the White Wedding Dress When Men Shop For Groceries Will To Live Winning An Argument With A Woman |
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