A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, “Lord grant me one wish.” Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, “Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.”
The man said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want.”
The Lord said, “Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges
for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific!
The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your
desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you
think would honour and glorify me.”
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, “Lord, I wish that I could
understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they
give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say “nothing”, and how I can make a woman truly happy.”
The Lord replied, “You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?”
Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker
Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon
Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland
Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has not pleasure. - Samuel Johnson
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller
There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx
The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant
The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle
Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves
I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson
A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel
Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman
In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem
Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming
Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert
A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall
We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde
A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott
The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez
Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias
The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno
The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown
My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller
Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash
Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison
Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk
The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia
Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde
There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker
Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon
Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland
Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has not pleasure. - Samuel Johnson
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller
There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx
The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant
The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle
Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves
I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson
A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel
Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman
In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem
Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming
Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert
A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall
We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde
A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott
The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez
Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias
The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno
The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde
Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown
My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller
Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash
Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison
Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk
The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia
Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde
There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker
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