A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, “Lord grant me one wish.” Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, “Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.”
The man said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want.”
The Lord said, “Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges
for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific!
The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your
desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you
think would honour and glorify me.”
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, “Lord, I wish that I could
understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they
give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say “nothing”, and how I can make a woman truly happy.”
The Lord replied, “You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?”
Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker
Knewlyweds: Second marriage for both - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown
A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham
Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges
Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has not pleasure. - Samuel Johnson
Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer
The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant
A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown
If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown
Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves
Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer
There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown
Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad. - Woody Allen
Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty
If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel
Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone
I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin
A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby
We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush
Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash
Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown
Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk
A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty
Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra
There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown
I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx
Knewlyweds: Second marriage for both - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown
A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham
Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges
Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb
Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has not pleasure. - Samuel Johnson
Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer
The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant
A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. - Unknown
If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown
Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves
Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer
There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown
Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad. - Woody Allen
Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty
If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel
Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone
I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin
A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby
We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush
Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash
Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown
Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk
A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty
Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it; 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Patrick Murra
There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown
I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx
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