A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a sudden, he said out loud, “Lord grant me one wish.” Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, “Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.”
The man said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want.”
The Lord said, “Your request is very materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges
for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific!
The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your
desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you
think would honour and glorify me.”
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, “Lord, I wish that I could
understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they
give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say “nothing”, and how I can make a woman truly happy.”
The Lord replied, “You want two lanes or four lanes on that bridge?”
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Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown
Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling
Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown
Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood
Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde
There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb
The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash
Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde
Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves
Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown
Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields
Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel
I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore
In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough
People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar
A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey
Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde
A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall
As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde
Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland
For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones
My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller
I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump
Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum
Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields
The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown
There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown
I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle
I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland
Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown
Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling
Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown
Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood
Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde
There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb
The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash
Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde
Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves
Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown
Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields
Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel
I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore
In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough
People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar
A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey
Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde
A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall
As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde
Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland
For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones
My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller
I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump
Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum
Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields
The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown
There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown
I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle
I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen
Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland
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