A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week, the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight to Chicago.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (AND LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, “Please wake me at 5:00 AM.”
The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn’t woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, “It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.”
I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt
A rich man has no need of character. - Hebrew Proverb
Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon
Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen
Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein
He who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed. - Robert Gronock
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland
Put more trust in nobility of character than in an oath. - Solon
Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst
Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller
Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen
If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown
Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer
The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone
Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian
Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck
Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain
Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen
Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard
The latest thing in psychiatry is group therapy. Instead of couches, they use bunk beds. - Henny Youngman
Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield
Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo
No human being believes that any other human being has a right to be in bed when he himself is up. - Robert Lynd
You're welcome to come here, except my bed's from Ikea so it's more unstable than I am. - Unknown
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck
A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty
I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison
When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown
The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian
The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen
From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky
What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan
Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins
Perseverance is a great element of success; if you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle
I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White
A rich man has no need of character. - Hebrew Proverb
Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon
Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen
Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein
He who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed. - Robert Gronock
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland
Put more trust in nobility of character than in an oath. - Solon
Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst
Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller
Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen
If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown
Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer
The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone
Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian
Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck
Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain
Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen
Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard
The latest thing in psychiatry is group therapy. Instead of couches, they use bunk beds. - Henny Youngman
Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield
Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo
No human being believes that any other human being has a right to be in bed when he himself is up. - Robert Lynd
You're welcome to come here, except my bed's from Ikea so it's more unstable than I am. - Unknown
My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck
A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty
I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison
When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown
The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian
The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen
From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky
What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan
Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins
Perseverance is a great element of success; if you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle
I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White
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