Wake Up Call

Preparing for an early morning business flight


A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week, the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight to Chicago.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (AND LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, “Please wake me at 5:00 AM.”

The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and that he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn’t woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, “It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.”




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I do. That is character! - Theodore Roosevelt

A rich man has no need of character. - Hebrew Proverb

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Habits form character, and character forms destiny. - James Allen

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character. - Albert Einstein

He who sleeps on the floor will not fall off the bed. - Robert Gronock

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland

Put more trust in nobility of character than in an oath. - Solon

Character is, for the most part, simply habit become fixed. - C.H. Parkhurst

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For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The great myth of our times is that technology is communication. - Libby Larsen

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Fame usually comes to those who are thinking about something else. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

Nothing arouses ambition so much as the trumpet clang of another's fame. - Baltasar Gracian

Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other. - Erma Bombeck

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

The latest thing in psychiatry is group therapy. Instead of couches, they use bunk beds. - Henny Youngman

Be your character what it will, it will be known, and nobody will take it upon your word. - Lord Chesterfield

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

No human being believes that any other human being has a right to be in bed when he himself is up. - Robert Lynd

You're welcome to come here, except my bed's from Ikea so it's more unstable than I am. - Unknown

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. - Erma Bombeck

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

The five essential entrepreneurial skills for success: Concentration, Discrimination, Organization, Innovation and Communication. - Harold S Geneen

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

Perseverance is a great element of success; if you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White


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19-Jan-2021