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How Rednecks succeed at College
Tests of love always end badly. - Melanie Thernstrom I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana The tests of life are not meant to break you but make you. - Norman Vincent Peale Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown The true test of leadership is how well you function in a crisis. - Brian Tracy Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test. - George W. Bush I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school. - Albert Einstein In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle One of the truest tests of spiritual maturity is seeing the miraculous in the monotonous. - Mark Batterson It is a fine thing to have ability, but the ability to discover ability in others is the true test. - Elbert Hubbard One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan Aftermath: 1. The period following algebra; 2. The horrible headache you have when you've finished the algebra test. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The Swedish engineer who invented the zip fastener made a greater intellectual leap than many scientists do in a lifetime. - Martin Rees The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal This, then, is the test we must set for ourselves; not to march alone but to march in such a way that others will wish to join us. - Hubert H. Humphrey My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much, it is whether we provide enough for those who have little. - Franklin D Roosevelt There is not better way of exercising the imagination than the study of law. No poet ever interpreted nature as freely as a lawyer interprets the truth. - Jean Giraudoux I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people. - Dan Quayle I suppose it is because nearly all children go to school nowadays and have things arranged for them that they seem so forlornly unable to produce their own ideas. - Agatha Christie I'm a really smart guy. I was a really good student at the best school in the country. The reason I have a little doubt, just a little, is because he grew up and nobody knew him. - Donald Trump President Obama smoked so much pot in college he never learned to spell. Which is why he's confusing the word "ruining" the country with "running" the country. - Kilburn Hall There is nothing, Sir, too little for so little a creature as man. It is by studying little things that we attain the great art of having a little misery and as much happiness as possible. - Samuel Johnson see also College, Engineering & Redneck Sections Anything To Pass The Exam Apocryphal Metaphors from Student Essays Children’s Quotes Children’s Science Exam Answers Daffynitions Hangman Math Inspiring School Exams Nitrate |
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