The principal of a small middle school had a problem with a few of the older girls starting to use lipstick. When applying it in the bathroom, they would then press their lips to the mirror and leave lip prints.
Before it got out of hand he thought of a way to stop it. He gathered all the girls together that wore lipstick and told them he wanted to meet with them in the ladies room at 2 P.M. They gathered at 2 P.M. and found the principal and the school custodian waiting for them.
The principal explained that it was becoming a problem for the custodian to clean the mirror every night. He said he felt the ladies did not fully understand just how much of a problem it was and he wanted them to witness just how hard it was to clean.
The custodian then demonstrated. He took a long brush on a handle out of a box. He then dipped the brush in the nearest toilet, moved to the mirror and proceeded to remove the lipstick.
That was the last day the girls pressed their lips on the mirror…
Exuberance is beauty. - William Blake
The best mirror is an old friend. - Peter Nivio Zarlenga
The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley
I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki
All girls go cockeyed during pooberescency. - Archie Bunker
Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck
Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump
Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow
Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown
What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy
I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42. - WC Fields
I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins
If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed! - Phyllis Diller
Thank heaven for little girls, for little girls get bigger every day. - Allen Jay Lerner
Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael
I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin
That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah
Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank
I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats
The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins
I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin
Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior
I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco
Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright
Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond
Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho
In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley
Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. - Margaret Atwood
Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe
Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown
In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union
I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood
Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir
A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy
Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor
The best mirror is an old friend. - Peter Nivio Zarlenga
The best beauty secret is sunblock. - Christie Brinkley
I always say that beauty is only sin deep. - Saki
All girls go cockeyed during pooberescency. - Archie Bunker
Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck
Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich. - Donald Trump
Unexpected intrusions of beauty. That is what life is. - Saul Bellow
Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown
What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy
I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42. - WC Fields
I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins
If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore
Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed! - Phyllis Diller
Thank heaven for little girls, for little girls get bigger every day. - Allen Jay Lerner
Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael
I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin
That was what a best friend did: hold up a mirror and show you your heart. - Kristin Hannah
Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank
I never can feel certain of any truth but from a clear perception of its beauty. - John Keats
The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins
I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin
Zest is the secret of all beauty. There is no beauty that is attractive without zest. - Christian Dior
I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco
Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty in every age of life really never grows old. - Franz Kafka
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright
Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond
Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho
In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley
Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. - Margaret Atwood
Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe
Attract what you expect,
Reflect what you desire,
Become what you respect,
Mirror what you admire. - Unknown
In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union
I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood
Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir
A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy
Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor
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