When the moon hits your eye,
Like a big pizza pie,
When an eel bites your hand,
And that’s not what you planned,
That’s a moray.
When our habits are strange,
And our customs deranged,
That’s our mores.
When your horse munches straw,
And four bales he eats all,
That’s some more hay.
When Othello’s poor wife,
Becomes stabbed with a knife,
That’s a Moor, eh?
When a Japanese knight,
Uses swords in a fight,
When your sheep go to graze,
In a damp marshy space,
That’s a moor, eh?
When your boat comes home fine,
And you tie up her line,
That’s a moor, eh?
When you ace your last test,
Like you did all the rest,
That’s some more A’s!
When on Mt. Cook you see,
An old aborigine,
That’s a Maori.
Alley Oop’s homeland has,
A space gun with pizzazz,
That’s a Moo ray...
A comedian ham,
With the name Amsterdam,
That’s a Morey.
When your last chocolate graham,
Is so full and so crammed,
When you’ve had quite enough,
Of this dumb rhyming stuff,
That’s “No more!”, eh?
Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb
Whom the gods love dies young. - Menander
All's fair in love and war. - John Lyly
The first duty of love is to listen. - Paul Tillich
Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb
If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare
I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez
Being Irish, I always had this love of words. - Kenneth Branagh
Love for me is like a pretzel. Twisted and salty. - Emmy Gay
Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb
Love. Of course, love. Flames for a year, ashes for 30. - Giuseppi di Lampedusa
You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it. - Henny Youngman
I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales
Getting to Mars is a problem. Falling in love is a mystery. - Ravi Zacharias
Faith makes all things possible; love makes all things easy. - Jeffrey R Holland
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. - Bob Hope
A man in love is like a clipped coupon - it's time to cash in. - Mae West
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. - Bill Cosby
What shall I do to love? Believe.
What shall I do to believe? Love. - Irish Proverb
Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.
I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today. - William Allen White
Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. - Woody Allen
I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore
Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. - Garrison Keillor
Don't feel stupid if you don't like what everyone else pretends to love. - Emma Watson
I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump
Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell
I love surfing more than cricket. It's more interesting and you meet great people. - Hansie Cronje
When you are looking at your mother, you are looking at the purest love you will ever know. - Charley Benetto
Viral marketing is almost like finding love. You have to stop doing it to actually make it happen. - Tim Topham
Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve
Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke
If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach
Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown
God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid
Do not waste time bothering whether you love your neighbor; act as if you do, and you will presently come to love him. - C S Lewis
But here's what I've learned in this war, in this country, in this city: to love the miracle of having been born. - Oriana Fallaci
My great hope is to laugh as much as I cry; to get my work done and try to love somebody and have the courage to accept the love in return. - Maya Angelou
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