That’s No More, Eh?

Canadian lyrics for Dean Martin’s Italian love song


When the moon hits your eye,
Like a big pizza pie,
That’s amore.

When an eel bites your hand,
And that’s not what you planned,
That’s a moray.

When our habits are strange,
And our customs deranged,
That’s our mores.

When your horse munches straw,
And four bales he eats all,
That’s some more hay.

When Othello’s poor wife,
Becomes stabbed with a knife,
That’s a Moor, eh?

When a Japanese knight,
Uses swords in a fight,
That’s Samurai.

When your sheep go to graze,
In a damp marshy space,
That’s a moor, eh?

When your boat comes home fine,
And you tie up her line,
That’s a moor, eh?

When you ace your last test,
Like you did all the rest,
That’s some more A’s!

When on Mt. Cook you see,
An old aborigine,
That’s a Maori.

Alley Oop’s homeland has,
A space gun with pizzazz,
That’s a Moo ray...

A comedian ham,
With the name Amsterdam,
That’s a Morey.

When your last chocolate graham,
Is so full and so crammed,
That s’more.

When you’ve had quite enough,
Of this dumb rhyming stuff,
That’s “No more!”, eh?


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Speak low if you speak love. - William Shakespeare

Love me and the world is mine. - David Reed

Love is no assignment for cowards. - Ovid

True love stories never have endings. - Richard Bach

Falling in love is so hard on the knees. - Aerosmith

Love is the ultimate no-calorie sweetener. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown

Love should be allowed. I'm all for it. - Truman Capote

The things that we love tell us what we are. - Thomas Aquinas

To love others, we must first learn to love ourselves. - Unknown

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork. - Peter de Vries

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

In love as in sport, the amateur status must be strictly maintained. - Robert Graves

Love in the real world means saying you're sorry 10 times a day. - Kathie Lee Gifford

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

Always it's Spring,and everyone's in love and flowers pick themselves. - e e cummings

The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

I'd rather be a failure at something I love than a success at something I hate. - George Burns

And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love. - Holy Bible

The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev. - Robin Williams

Gestures, in love, are incomparably more attractive, effective, and valuable than words. - Francois Rabelais

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch. - George Burns

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. - Rita Rudner

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt. Dance like nobody's watching. - Satchel Paige

Plant a radish, get a radish - never any doubt. That's why I love vegetables; you know what they're about. - Tom Jones

Free will, though it makes evil possible, is also the only thing that makes possible any love or goodness or joy worth having. - C S Lewis

I can't promise that I'll be here for the rest of your life, but I can promise that I'll love you for the rest of mine. - Unknown

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

If you have love, you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you have. - James M. Barrie

I love power. But it is as an artist that I love it. I love it as a musician loves his violin, to draw out its sounds and chords and harmonies. - Napoleon Bonaparte


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26-May-2020