That’s No More, Eh?

Canadian lyrics for Dean Martin’s Italian love song


When the moon hits your eye,
Like a big pizza pie,
That’s amore.

When an eel bites your hand,
And that’s not what you planned,
That’s a moray.

When our habits are strange,
And our customs deranged,
That’s our mores.

When your horse munches straw,
And four bales he eats all,
That’s some more hay.

When Othello’s poor wife,
Becomes stabbed with a knife,
That’s a Moor, eh?

When a Japanese knight,
Uses swords in a fight,
That’s Samurai.

When your sheep go to graze,
In a damp marshy space,
That’s a moor, eh?

When your boat comes home fine,
And you tie up her line,
That’s a moor, eh?

When you ace your last test,
Like you did all the rest,
That’s some more A’s!

When on Mt. Cook you see,
An old aborigine,
That’s a Maori.

Alley Oop’s homeland has,
A space gun with pizzazz,
That’s a Moo ray...

A comedian ham,
With the name Amsterdam,
That’s a Morey.

When your last chocolate graham,
Is so full and so crammed,
That s’more.

When you’ve had quite enough,
Of this dumb rhyming stuff,
That’s “No more!”, eh?


QuotaBills
Look your best - who said love is blind? - Mae West

Falling in love is so hard on the knees. - Aerosmith

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell

Love isn't an act, it's a whole life. - Brian Moore

The giving of love is an education in itself. - Eleanor Roosevelt

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

People who love to eat are always the best people. - Julia Child

Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

No one should teach who is not in love with teaching. - Margaret E Sangster

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. - Bill Cosby

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. - Oscar Wilde

Love is never as ferocious as when you think it's going to leave you. - Anita Shreve

One is never wounded by the love one gives; only by the love one expects. - Marty Rubin

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

We love life, not because we are used to living but because we are used to loving. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If you took love out of the equation, I wouldn't know what else to write about. - Nick Cave

It's no trick loving somebody at their best. Love is loving them at their worst. - Tom Stoppard

Don't search for the meaning of life. Simply be present for the people you love. - Maxime Lagace

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

In melody divine,
My heart it beats to rapturous love,
I long to call you mine. - Unknown

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

I cannot work; I cannot speak; I cannot live or love as I should, unless God's wisdom lights my path. - David Jeremiah

Even in the midst of life's adversity, struggle or strife, love's enduring presence remains steadfast. - Eleesha

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

Plant a radish, get a radish - never any doubt. That's why I love vegetables; you know what they're about. - Tom Jones

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. - W H Auden

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling


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09-Jul-2020