That’s No More, Eh?

Canadian lyrics for Dean Martin’s Italian love song


When the moon hits your eye,
Like a big pizza pie,
That’s amore.

When an eel bites your hand,
And that’s not what you planned,
That’s a moray.

When our habits are strange,
And our customs deranged,
That’s our mores.

When your horse munches straw,
And four bales he eats all,
That’s some more hay.

When Othello’s poor wife,
Becomes stabbed with a knife,
That’s a Moor, eh?

When a Japanese knight,
Uses swords in a fight,
That’s Samurai.

When your sheep go to graze,
In a damp marshy space,
That’s a moor, eh?

When your boat comes home fine,
And you tie up her line,
That’s a moor, eh?

When you ace your last test,
Like you did all the rest,
That’s some more A’s!

When on Mt. Cook you see,
An old aborigine,
That’s a Maori.

Alley Oop’s homeland has,
A space gun with pizzazz,
That’s a Moo ray...

A comedian ham,
With the name Amsterdam,
That’s a Morey.

When your last chocolate graham,
Is so full and so crammed,
That s’more.

When you’ve had quite enough,
Of this dumb rhyming stuff,
That’s “No more!”, eh?


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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Whom the gods love dies young. - Menander

All's fair in love and war. - John Lyly

The first duty of love is to listen. - Paul Tillich

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

Being Irish, I always had this love of words. - Kenneth Branagh

Love for me is like a pretzel. Twisted and salty. - Emmy Gay

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

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Faith makes all things possible; love makes all things easy. - Jeffrey R Holland

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. - Bob Hope

A man in love is like a clipped coupon - it's time to cash in. - Mae West

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. - Bill Cosby

What shall I do to love? Believe.
What shall I do to believe? Love. - Irish Proverb

Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into a friend. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today. - William Allen White

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I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

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Don't feel stupid if you don't like what everyone else pretends to love. - Emma Watson

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If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, they're yours; if they don't, they never were. - Richard Bach

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