![]() I fell of my pink cloud with a thud. - Elizabeth Taylor Mauve is just pink trying to be purple. - James A. Whistler Our national flower is the concrete cloverleaf. - Lewis Mumford The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand The elephant does not limp when walking on thorns. - African Proverb Anything related to elephants is irrelephant. - Unknown Elephino: Cross between an Elephant and a Rhinoceros - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I have always fought for concrete facts, for justice. - Fidel Castro Whittle By Whittle: How to carve a statue out of wood - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. - Todd Stocker I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen I should rather men ask why no statue has been erected in my honour, than why one has. - Marcus Porcius Cato My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain ... and for those of you who are watching in black and white, the pink is next to the green. - Ted Lowe I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas. How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx When you have an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run. - Abraham Lincoln My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen Never pay attention to what critics say. Remember, a statue has never been set up in honor of a critic. - Jean Sibelius His wallet is more capacious than an elephant's scrotum and just as difficult to get your hands on. - Blackadder I recommend that the Statue of Liberty be supplemented by a Statue of Responsibility on the west coast. - Viktor Frankl When I played ball, I didn't play for fun... It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. - Ty Cobb You describe the elephant by its size, but the mosquito by its impact. Even the smallest thing has an impact. - Celia Apeagyei-Collins The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno His mind is concrete and fastidious, His nose is remarkably big; His visage is more or less hideous, His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear see also Canada, Dubm & Elephant Sections |
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