A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity... looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed - driving his partner nuts.
Finally his exasperated partner says, “What’s taking so long? Hit the blasted ball!”
The guy answers, “My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot.”
“Forget it - you don’t stand a chance of hitting her from here!”
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