[The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver’s license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other...] DANGEROUS: What’s for dinner? SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that? SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown. SAFEST: WOW! Look at you! ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? SAFER: Could we be overreacting? SAFEST: Here’s my paycheck. ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that? ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate. DANGEROUS: What did you do all day? SAFER: I hope you didn’t over-do it today. SAFEST: I’ve always loved you in that robe! ULTRASAFE: Have some more chocolate. see also   Relationship  Section Hormone Guide   Women's Outhouse Crocodile Floor Hummer Carriage Antler Switch Plate Redneck Cotter Pin Redneck Bulldozer Your Fly Is Down Chili Rub Tire Rotation Political Promise Hauler Steering Wheel For Couples Confined By Walls Moon Descent Redneck Selfie Stick 1957 Woolworth Menu Cops Beating A Black Man in NYC The New Norm Police Car Of The Year If You're Looking For A Sign Upside Down Amusement

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