Beer Nuts vs. Deer Nuts
What’s the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
 Things that are complimentary at the local bar Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown Love your enemy - it'll drive him nuts. - Unknown Avoid fruit and nuts. You are what you eat. - Jim Davis Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat. - Jim Davis God gives the nuts, but He does not crack them. - German proverb Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world. - Jack Nicholson Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts. - Homer Simpson What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Wilhelm II Everyone, in some small sacred sanctuary of the self, is nuts. - Leo Rosten I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die. - Homer Simpson Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II In heaven there is no beer... That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx If 'ifs and buts' were 'candy and nuts', we'd have Christmas every day. - Unknown Grammar: the difference between Feeling Your Nuts and Feeling You're Nuts. - Unknown They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster see also Bartender & Pun Sections Kegerator
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