Laying Down the Ground Rules in the House
The last time you’ll get to be the ‘King Of The Castle’...

Armed by a pep talk from a guy he'd met at a bar, a man went home and bellowed to his wife, From now on, I'm the king of this castle. My word is law. When I want to eat, you'll run in and cook. When I want my bath, you'll start the water. We can start right away - lay out my tuxedo because I'm going out. Alone! And do you know who's going to tie my black tie?”

His wife said softly,
The undertaker.”

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