Love Quotes

Love - the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life!


“A guy knows heís in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.” - Tim Allen

“I can see from you utter misery, from your eagerness to misunderstand each other, and from your thoroughly bad temper that this is the real thing.” - Peter Ustinov

“Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.” - Joan Crawford

“Love is a word consisting of two vowels, two consonants, and two fools.” - Jeff Rovin

“Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.” - Judith Viorst

“Love is the only disease that makes you feel better.” - Sam Shepard

“Love is what happens to men and women who donít know each other.” - W. Somerset Maugham

“Love: one game never postponed on account of darkness.” - Unknown

“The only place youíre sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother.” - Bruce Lansky

“When youíre in love, itís the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life.” - Richard Lewis



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12-May-2021