Captions from our readers...
“Mothers-in-Law a Specialty!”
“See darling, this way your suicide can be fun!”
“Free funeral service with every meal!”
“Special group rate for schools!”
“Free admission for rappers.”
“Slip into something exciting!”
“ADMISSION: only 1 arm & a leg”
“Tooth and tail on the menu today.”
“Humans... the "Other white meat"”
“The place to go when you're fresh out of dinner ideas.”
Employee answering the telephone: “Welcome to Rachel's Waterslide and Piranha Sanctuary, our fish catch people.”
“Float on over, we've always got room for one more.”
Sign at the entrance, large print: “We Serve Everyone Here, Regardless of Ethnic Background, Gender, Financial Status, Age or Sexual Orientation/Lifestyle Choices”
below in very small print: “to the Piranhas”
“Bathing Suits Not Required (they get in the pirhana's way)”
D. K. Browne
“Come feed the fish with your whole family and get rid of any unwanted family members too!”
“The 'with' is a typo.”
“People said the slide wasn't scary enough. That's when Rachel added the piranhas.
Even with the legal fees, it's been way cheaper than rebuilding.”
“Piranha sanctuaries: Because non-endangered flesh eating fish need love too.”
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