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“Why is it that everything I touch gets screwed up?”
“Can you hear me now?........”
“Quick, maybe if they see me on the phone they'll finally think I'm smart!”
“Huh, this is new... the voices in my ear tellin' me what to do seemed to have subsided.”
“Uh huh......yeah...fine..do it...yeah...uh huh ...uh huh....do it ...do it...uh huh”
“Yes Mr. Army, we need to fix the phone line, I'm tired of all of the
outages. Dick, ya there? Hello?”
Scott Kingsley Clark
“Hello, I can't hear you, hello????????????”
“Why almost half of the USA thinks Kenny should be president...”
“Sadam, do you deny having weapons of mass destruction? Sadam???
Give me one good reason why I shouldn't invade your country...
Fine... Have it your way then...”
“Daddy, help me I screwed up the US & Iraq - what should I do?”
“Ya know, Dick makes a whole lot more sense this way.”
“Damn this hotline to FEMA!”
“Do you have Prince Albert in the can?”... “You do? Well let him out.”
“Uncle bin Laden are you there?”
“No President left behind.”
“I enjoy talking to Liberals. They are usually talking out of the other end anyways!”
“Daddy, they're making fun of me again. DADDY? DADDY?”
“Hold my calls, I've got peace talks with Hawaii!”
“If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.”
“Okay, you're right... things will be better once Hillary is back in this office!”
“What's the upside again?”
“Heh. This is how I make sure they only speak when spoken to and never talk back.
I'm a leader. I demand respect.”
“As president of the United States, I keep an open line of communication available to every
sovereign nation in the world so we can freely discuss our differences whenever necessary.
I just answer the phone upside down so I can invade ya later.”
“He reminds me of Stevie Wonder 'cause he looks like he's blind.”
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