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Commandments
Doesn’t anybody want the Ten Commandments?

God went to the Arabs and said, “I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.”
And the Arabs asked, “What are Commandments?”
And the Lord said, “They are rules for living.”
“Can you give us an example?”
“Thou shall not kill.”
“Not kill? We have enemies that must be eliminated. We’re not interested.”

So he went to the Blacks and said, “I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.”
And the Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, “Honor thy Father and Mother.”
“Father? We don’t know who our fathers are.”

So He went to the Mexicans and said, “I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.”
And the Mexicans wanted an example, and the Lord said, “Thou shall not steal.”
“Not steal? How are we going to exist? We’re not interested.”

He went to the French and said, “I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.”
The French wanted an example and the Lord said, “Thou shall not commit adultery.”
“Not commit adultery? That takes all that fun out of life. We’re not interested.”

So, he finally went to the Jews and said, “I have some commandments for you that will make your lives better.”
“Commandments?” they said. “How much are they?”
“They’re free,” God said.
“We’ll take 10.”


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15-Dec-2019