Computer For Women

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Lipstick and Makeup Computer for Women

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Your inner beauty never needs makeup. - Unknown

Women are made to be loved, not understood. - Oscar Wilde

A man's only as old as the woman he feels. - Groucho Marx

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

When a woman is openly bad she is then at her best. - Latin Proverb

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman. - Debra Messing

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

I am a woman meant for a man, but I never found a man who could compete. - Bette Davis

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating. - Oscar Wilde

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

She's the kind of woman who climbed the ladder of success - wrong by wrong. - Mae West

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. - Oscar Wilde

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Many a woman has a past, but I am told that she has at least a dozen, and that they all fit. - Oscar Wilde

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" - Dumas

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us. - Suze Orman

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

I like the West. That's where men are men and women are women, and it's hard to beat a combination like that. - Milton Berle

Part of the reason that men seem so much less loving than women is that men's behavior is measured with a feminine ruler. - Francesca M. Cancian

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Every man and woman is born into the world to do something unique and distinctive, and if he or she does not do it, it will never be done. - Benjamin E. Mays

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to "the best woman a man ever had." The waiter joined me. - Rodney Dangerfield

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera


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07-Apr-2020