Julia’s wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement. Her mother, who had recently gone through a
nasty divorce, had just found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!
A week later, Julia was horrified to learn that her father’s new young wife had bought the exact same dress! Julia asked her step-mother to exchange it, but she refused.
“Absolutely not. I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I’m wearing it,” she replied peevishly.
Julia told her mother, who graciously said, “Never mind sweetheart. I’ll get another dress. After all, it’s your special day.”
That weekend, Julia and her Mom went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress. When they stopped for lunch, Julia asked her mother, “Aren’t you going to return the other dress? You really don’t have another occasion where you could wear it.”
Her mother just smiled and replied, “Of course I do, dear. I’m wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the
wedding!”
No, it's all in perfect working order. - Spike Milligan
A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen
Perfect numbers, like perfect men, are very rare. - Rene Descartes
I'm a nobody; nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect! - Unknown
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx
Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb
Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer
Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild. - Welsh Proverb
Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith
I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx
The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle
Practice does not make perfect. Only perfect practice makes perfect. - Vince Lombardi
There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown
Perhaps it is our imperfections that make us so perfect for one another. - Douglas McGrath
Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor
I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman
He that will have a perfect brother must resign himself to remaining brotherless. - Italian proverb
We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey
Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert
Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx
I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega
Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse
A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott
A good solution applied with vigor now is better than a perfect solution applied ten minutes later. - George S Patton
My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller
If you would perfect your body, guard your mind.
If you would renew your body, beautify your mind. - James Allen
We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono
Being happy isn't having everything in your life be perfect. Maybe it's about stringing together all the little things. - Ann Brashares
The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian
You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle
You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher
When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone
Q: When is the perfect time?
A: Who can say, but probably somewhere between haste and delay - and it's usually most wise to start today. - Rasheed Ogunlaru
Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf
A happy marriage is the union of two forgivers. - Ruth Bell Graham
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen
Perfect numbers, like perfect men, are very rare. - Rene Descartes
I'm a nobody; nobody is perfect; therefore I am perfect! - Unknown
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx
Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb
Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer
Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild. - Welsh Proverb
Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith
I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx
The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle
Practice does not make perfect. Only perfect practice makes perfect. - Vince Lombardi
There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown
Perhaps it is our imperfections that make us so perfect for one another. - Douglas McGrath
Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor
I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman
He that will have a perfect brother must resign himself to remaining brotherless. - Italian proverb
We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey
Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert
Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx
I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega
Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse
A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott
A good solution applied with vigor now is better than a perfect solution applied ten minutes later. - George S Patton
My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller
If you would perfect your body, guard your mind.
If you would renew your body, beautify your mind. - James Allen
We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono
Being happy isn't having everything in your life be perfect. Maybe it's about stringing together all the little things. - Ann Brashares
The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian
You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle
You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher
When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone
Q: When is the perfect time?
A: Who can say, but probably somewhere between haste and delay - and it's usually most wise to start today. - Rasheed Ogunlaru
Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf
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