The Perfect Dress

Best way to rehearse for a dress run


Julia’s wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement. Her mother, who had recently gone through a nasty divorce, had just found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!

A week later, Julia was horrified to learn that her father’s new young wife had bought the exact same dress! Julia asked her step-mother to exchange it, but she refused.

“Absolutely not. I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I’m wearing it,” she replied peevishly.

Julia told her mother, who graciously said, “Never mind sweetheart. I’ll get another dress. After all, it’s your special day.”

That weekend, Julia and her Mom went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress. When they stopped for lunch, Julia asked her mother, “Aren’t you going to return the other dress? You really don’t have another occasion where you could wear it.”

Her mother just smiled and replied, “Of course I do, dear. I’m wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding!”


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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - James Thurber

You rarely meet a wino with perfect pitch. - George Carlin

Today would be a perfect day to be a butterfly. - Unknown

Silence is the most perfect expression of scorn. - George Bernard Shaw

Housewarming: The last call for wedding presents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Remind yourself that it's okay not to be perfect. - Unknown

Veiled Threat: When your girlfriend hints at a wedding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage." - Herbert Spencer

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

Practice does not make perfect. Only perfect practice makes perfect. - Vince Lombardi

A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois

Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

There is no way to be a perfect mother, and a million ways to be a good one. - Jill Churchill

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem

Glamour: The capacity of a woman to get more out of a dress than she puts into it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Let's commit the perfect crime. I'll steal your heart, and you steal mine. - Meryl Streep

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor

Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown

You cannot live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never be able to repay you. - John Wooden

It is not your love that sustains the marriage, but from now on, the marriage that sustains your love. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. - Sam Kinison

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz

There is no perfect solution to depression, nor should there be. And odd as this may sound, we should be glad of that. It keeps us human. - Lesley Hazelton

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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04-Jul-2022