The Perfect Dress

Best way to rehearse for a dress run


Julia’s wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could dampen her excitement. Her mother, who had recently gone through a nasty divorce, had just found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!

A week later, Julia was horrified to learn that her father’s new young wife had bought the exact same dress! Julia asked her step-mother to exchange it, but she refused.

“Absolutely not. I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I’m wearing it,” she replied peevishly.

Julia told her mother, who graciously said, “Never mind sweetheart. I’ll get another dress. After all, it’s your special day.”

That weekend, Julia and her Mom went shopping and did find another gorgeous dress. When they stopped for lunch, Julia asked her mother, “Aren’t you going to return the other dress? You really don’t have another occasion where you could wear it.”

Her mother just smiled and replied, “Of course I do, dear. I’m wearing it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding!”


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I've seen better fights at a wedding. - Harry Redknapp

You rarely meet a wino with perfect pitch. - George Carlin

Remind yourself that it's okay not to be perfect. - Unknown

Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild. - Welsh Proverb

The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

I've been married twice but I haven't had a marriage yet. - Jennifer Lopez

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Why should I tolerate a perfect stranger at the bedside of my mind? - Vladimir Nabokov

A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

To me, every hour of the day and night is an unspeakably perfect miracle. - Walt Whitman

There is no way to be a perfect mother, and a million ways to be a good one. - Jill Churchill

Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman

I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right. - Frederick the Great

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem

He that will have a perfect brother must resign himself to remaining brotherless. - Italian proverb

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

Let's commit the perfect crime. I'll steal your heart, and you steal mine. - Meryl Streep

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect. - Owens L. Pomeroy

Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

You cannot live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never be able to repay you. - John Wooden

It is not your love that sustains the marriage, but from now on, the marriage that sustains your love. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

If you would perfect your body, guard your mind.
If you would renew your body, beautify your mind. - James Allen

Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out. - Ogden Nash

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

There is no such thing as a perfect basketball player, and I don't believe there is only one greatest player either. - Michael Jordan

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie


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20-Sep-2020