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Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

I go through life like a Karate Kid. - Britney Spears

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

A brush of kindness can paint a smile on a face. - Robert M. Hensel

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

With kids, the days are long, but the years are short. - John Leguizamo

After a man passes 60, his mischief is mainly is his head. - Edgar W Howe

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them. - Rodney Dangerfield

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if he wanted to be one? - Jackie Mason

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Apparently, as a kid, I used to eat spiders. Maybe there's some Freudian significance behind that. - Matt Smith

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

You know you're a mom when you go to the store for yourself and come out with a bag of things for your kids. - Unknown

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway

When I was a kid, one cop could have taken care of the whole neighborhood. Now, one cop wouldn't be safe in the neighborhood. - Mike Royko

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

At some point in life the world's beauty becomes enough. You don't need to photograph, paint or even remember it. It is enough. - Toni Morrison

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller


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26-May-2020