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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Here's looking at you, kid. - Casablanca

I go through life like a Karate Kid. - Britney Spears

Vanish: An invisible substance you paint on fences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't say everything, but I paint everything. - Pablo Picasso

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

When I was a kid everyone used to call me pork 'n. - Michael Biehn

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. - Red Buttons

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

I'd like to be the ideal mother, but I'm too busy raising my kids. - Unknown

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

A painter paints pictures on canvas. But musicians paint their pictures on silence. - Leopold Stokowski

A rich person should leave his kids enough to do something, but not enough to do nothing. - Warren Buffett

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

I'm suspicious of people who don't like dogs, but I trust a dog when it doesn't like a person. - Unknown

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is certain dogs I know will go to heaven, and very, very few people. - James Thurber

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

If you hear a voice within you say "you cannot paint," then by all means paint and that voice will be silenced. - Vincent Van Gogh

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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10-Apr-2021