Inspiring School Exams

How to fail school tests with dignity



Improving a frictionless ramp...
School Exam - Improving a frictionless ramp

Don’t forget to expand your equation, Peter...
School Exam - expand your equation

An elegant explanation of Mass vs Time...
School Exam - Mass vs Time

This obvious answer may lead to a CATastrophic mark...
School Exam - CATastrophic mark

Spotting the hidden X factor...
School Exam - Spotting the hidden X factor

That's easy!
School Exam - That's easy

Solving square roots the easy way...
School Exam - square roots

How to generate a lot of heat away from the classroom...
School Exam - heat

Proof that Girls Are Evil...
School Exam - Proof that Girls Are Evil

Do your ions bond?
School Exam - ions bond

Polar-Proof
School Exam - Polar-Proof

Sure it's not H.. 2.. Oh..?
School Exam - H Too Oh

Tracey's wrong answer...
School Exam - wrong answer

Why teachers drink...
School Exam - Why teachers drink

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Adversity tests a man's true character. - Unknown

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

The first test of a truly great man is his humility. - John Ruskin

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

No one was ever great without some portion of divine inspiration. - Cicero

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Study in the course of your life to do the greatest amount of good. - John McDonough

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Success can test one's mettle as surely as the strongest adversary. - Unknown

We have to make our inspiration first before our inspiration can build us. - Sanjive K Sharma

One of the truest tests of integrity is its blunt refusal to be compromised. - Chinua Achebe

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll

Inspiration responds to our attentiveness in various and sometimes unexpected ways. - Wayne W Dyer

It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it. - Finley P Dunne

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty Allen

The searching-out and thorough investigation of truth ought to be the primary study of man. - Cicero

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. - Abraham Lincoln

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive. - Jay Leno

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

The test of a preacher is that his congregation goes away saying, not, 'What a lovely sermon!' but, 'I will do something!' - Billy Graham

I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown

Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is not better way of exercising the imagination than the study of law. No poet ever interpreted nature as freely as a lawyer interprets the truth. - Jean Giraudoux

If you want to succeed, worry less about what college you get into and more about doing your homework, taking care of your chores and being nice to other people. - Jay Mathews

As an adult and a parent, when I'm not acting, I'm not acting. I'm being a parent, and I'm on the school run, and I'm sewing labels onto socks. - Kate Winslet

I make two movies a year to take care of the butcher and the baker and the school fees. Then I try to write, but it's not that easy. Acting is what's easy. - David Niven


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