Inspiring School Exams

How to fail school tests with dignity



Improving a frictionless ramp...
School Exam - Improving a frictionless ramp

Don’t forget to expand your equation, Peter...
School Exam - expand your equation

An elegant explanation of Mass vs Time...
School Exam - Mass vs Time

This obvious answer may lead to a CATastrophic mark...
School Exam - CATastrophic mark

Spotting the hidden X factor...
School Exam - Spotting the hidden X factor

That's easy!
School Exam - That's easy

Solving square roots the easy way...
School Exam - square roots

How to generate a lot of heat away from the classroom...
School Exam - heat

Proof that Girls Are Evil...
School Exam - Proof that Girls Are Evil

Do your ions bond?
School Exam - ions bond

Polar-Proof
School Exam - Polar-Proof

Sure it's not H.. 2.. Oh..?
School Exam - H Too Oh

Tracey's wrong answer...
School Exam - wrong answer

Why teachers drink...
School Exam - Why teachers drink

School Exam - Ghandi Khan Commonality

School Exam - Mississipi Flooding

School Exam - Roman Achievement

School Exam - Six Arctic Animals

School Exam - Boy Puberty

School Exam - Declaration Of Independence

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School Exam - Romeo Character

School Exam - Varicose

School Exam - Fibula

School Exam - Free Press

School Exam - Mobile Phone Mast

School Exam - Noise Frequency

School Exam - Standalone Computer

School Exam - Good Vibrations

School Exam - Hadrians Wall

School Exam - Speedy Steve

School Exam - Malays


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Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Only time will tell if we stand the test of time. - Van Halen

Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri

The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure. - Laurence J. Peter

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

The true test of leadership is how well you function in a crisis. - Brian Tracy

I didn’t fail the test. I just found 100 ways to do it wrong. - Benjamin Franklin

Study in the course of your life to do the greatest amount of good. - John McDonough

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Success can test one's mettle as surely as the strongest adversary. - Unknown

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Don't focus on regrets; find your inspiration in what you can do now. - Catherine Pulsifer

A thorough knowledge of the Bible is worth more than a college education. - Theodore Roosevelt

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

It is a fine thing to have ability, but the ability to discover ability in others is the true test. - Elbert Hubbard

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

Not every puzzle is intended to be solved. Some are in place to test your limits. Others are, in fact, not puzzles at all. - Vera Nazarian

This, then, is the test we must set for ourselves; not to march alone but to march in such a way that others will wish to join us. - Hubert H. Humphrey

The more difficulties one has to encounter, within and without, the more significant and the higher in inspiration his life will be. - Horace Bushnell

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam. - George Carlin

I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people. - Dan Quayle

If you want to succeed, worry less about what college you get into and more about doing your homework, taking care of your chores and being nice to other people. - Jay Mathews

As an adult and a parent, when I'm not acting, I'm not acting. I'm being a parent, and I'm on the school run, and I'm sewing labels onto socks. - Kate Winslet

To teach how to live without certainty and yet without being paralysed by hesitation is perhaps the chief thing that philosophy, in our age, can do for those who study it. - Bertrand Russell

A motorcycle functions entirely in accordance with the laws of reason, and a study of the art of motorcycle maintenance is really a miniature study of the art of rationality itself. - Robert M. Pirsig

I'm a really smart guy. I was a really good student at the best school in the country. The reason I have a little doubt, just a little, is because he grew up and nobody knew him. - Donald Trump


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04-Apr-2020