Inspiring School Exams

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Improving a frictionless ramp...
School Exam - Improving a frictionless ramp

Don’t forget to expand your equation, Peter...
School Exam - expand your equation

An elegant explanation of Mass vs Time...
School Exam - Mass vs Time

This obvious answer may lead to a CATastrophic mark...
School Exam - CATastrophic mark

Spotting the hidden X factor...
School Exam - Spotting the hidden X factor

That's easy!
School Exam - That's easy

Solving square roots the easy way...
School Exam - square roots

How to generate a lot of heat away from the classroom...
School Exam - heat

Proof that Girls Are Evil...
School Exam - Proof that Girls Are Evil

Do your ions bond?
School Exam - ions bond

Polar-Proof
School Exam - Polar-Proof

Sure it's not H.. 2.. Oh..?
School Exam - H Too Oh

Tracey's wrong answer...
School Exam - wrong answer

Why teachers drink...
School Exam - Why teachers drink

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See if he passed the literaracy test. - Archie Bunker

Inspiration and genius - one and the same. - Victor Hugo

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Study history. In history lies all the secrets of statecraft. - Winston Churchill

Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The rest of us just get up and go to work. - Chuck Close

Inspiration at its best means breath, and only too frequently means wind. - G K Chesterton

The test of a man or woman's breeding is how they behave in a quarrel. - George Bernard Shaw

With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now. - Groucho Marx

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

Amateurs sit and wait for inspiration; the rest of us just get up and go to work. - Stephen King

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first and the lesson after. - Vernon S Law

The cost of praising someone is nil - but every psychological study shows the payoff is huge. - Harvey Mackay

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

It is a fine thing to have ability, but the ability to discover ability in others is the true test. - Elbert Hubbard

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

Inspiration comes unawares, from unaccountable sources that have nothing to do with planning or intelligence. - Maurice Chevalier

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

There's a limit to how many times you can read how great you are and what an inspiration you are, but I'm not there yet. - Randy Pausch

Don't give up trying to do what you really want to do. Where there is love and inspiration, I don't think you can go wrong. - Ella Fitzgerald

You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell

The test of a preacher is that his congregation goes away saying, not, 'What a lovely sermon!' but, 'I will do something!' - Billy Graham

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

There is not better way of exercising the imagination than the study of law. No poet ever interpreted nature as freely as a lawyer interprets the truth. - Jean Giraudoux

All of my friends who have younger siblings who are going to college or high school - my number one piece of advice is: You should learn how to program. - Mark Zuckerberg

We should always pray for help, but we should always listen for inspiration and impression to proceed in ways different from those we may have thought of. - John H Groberg

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam. - George Carlin

To resist the frigidity of old age, one must combine the body, the mind, and the heart. And to keep these in parallel vigor one must exercise, study, and love. - Alan Bleasdale

I suppose it is because nearly all children go to school nowadays and have things arranged for them that they seem so forlornly unable to produce their own ideas. - Agatha Christie

Keep a good attitude and do the right thing even when it's hard. When you do that you are passing the test. And God promises you your marked moments are on their way. - Joel Osteen

For one human being to love another - that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks: the ultimate, the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation. - Rainer M Riike

A motorcycle functions entirely in accordance with the laws of reason, and a study of the art of motorcycle maintenance is really a miniature study of the art of rationality itself. - Robert M. Pirsig

There is nothing, Sir, too little for so little a creature as man. It is by studying little things that we attain the great art of having a little misery and as much happiness as possible. - Samuel Johnson

In this knowledge-worker age, it's now increasingly tied to doing well in school so you can get into better grad schools so you can get better jobs - so the pressure to do well is really high. - Stephen Covey


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