The Perfect Dog

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The Perfect Dog

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Judge me when you are perfect. - Unknown

Zit: Command given to a spotted dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

No, it's all in perfect working order. - Spike Milligan

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

No one is perfect - that's why pencils have erasers. - Unknown

Elixir: What a dog does to his owner when she gives him a bone - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

Perhaps it is our imperfections that make us so perfect for one another. - Douglas McGrath

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

The trees in Siberia are miles apart - that's why the dogs are so fast. - Bob Hope

Don't wait for the perfect moment; take the moment and make it perfect. - Unknown

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Be humble enough to admit you're not perfect, but determined enough to strive to be perfect. - Unknown

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

You cannot live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never be able to repay you. - John Wooden

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible. - Donald Trump

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself. - Anna Quindlen

The trout enjoys the river,
The whale enjoys the sea,
And dogs love most an old lamp-post,
But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia


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30-Sep-2020