![]() Every dog has his day. - Unknown Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown Live a happy life, not a perfect life. - Unknown You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael My life may not be perfect, but my lashes are! - Unknown You don't have to be perfect to be brilliant. - Mark Eyre Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr Remind yourself that it's okay not to be perfect. - Unknown Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi A diamond with a flaw is better than a common stone that is perfect. - Chinese Proverb Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine To me, every hour of the day and night is an unspeakably perfect miracle. - Walt Whitman We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. it means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. - Unknown Being happy isn't having everything in your life be perfect. Maybe it's about stringing together all the little things. - Ann Brashares The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz see also Dog Section Unless Your Dog Can Do This A Dog’s Worst Nightmare Bath Laugh Bud Light Dog Car Dash Pet Camera Cats Don’t Know Sit Collara Dog Comfortable Guard Dog Dalmation Dog Cycling Dalmation Shadow Dear Abbey Digger Dog Dog Baggies Dog Heels Dog Lookout Dogs Allowed Donald Trump’s Dog Don’t Touch My Bone! Guard Dog For Sale Guard Dog Security - How Fast Can You Run? Hypno Dog I Want My Own Room Instant Cats Lap Dog Made His Bed Towel Dog Ugly To The Bone Who Needs a Guard Dog? |
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