The Perfect Dog

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

Happiness is a warm puppy. - Charles Schulz

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

Live a happy life, not a perfect life. - Unknown

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

My life may not be perfect, but my lashes are! - Unknown

You don't have to be perfect to be brilliant. - Mark Eyre

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

One trained dog equals 60 search-and-rescue workers. - Charles Stoehr

Remind yourself that it's okay not to be perfect. - Unknown

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

There is no perfect marriage, for there are no perfect men. - French Proverb

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi

A diamond with a flaw is better than a common stone that is perfect. - Chinese Proverb

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

To me, every hour of the day and night is an unspeakably perfect miracle. - Walt Whitman

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. - Tom Robbins

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. it means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. - Unknown

Being happy isn't having everything in your life be perfect. Maybe it's about stringing together all the little things. - Ann Brashares

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz