The Perfect Dog

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

You don't have to be perfect to be brilliant. - Mark Eyre

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Remind yourself that it's okay not to be perfect. - Unknown

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild. - Welsh Proverb

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey

This is perfect weather for today's game. Not a breath of air. - Curt Gowdy

Why should I tolerate a perfect stranger at the bedside of my mind? - Vladimir Nabokov

A diamond with a flaw is better than a common stone that is perfect. - Chinese Proverb

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine

There's no way to be a perfect mother and a million ways to be a good one. - Jill Churchill

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

He that will have a perfect brother must resign himself to remaining brotherless. - Italian proverb

Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect. - Owens L. Pomeroy

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

A good solution applied with vigor now is better than a perfect solution applied ten minutes later. - George S Patton

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Don't expect your friend to be a perfect person. But help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship. - Mother Teresa

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth

There is no perfect solution to depression, nor should there be. And odd as this may sound, we should be glad of that. It keeps us human. - Lesley Hazelton