The Perfect Dog

Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

You rarely meet a wino with perfect pitch. - George Carlin

No, it's all in perfect working order. - Spike Milligan

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffet

Every good and perfect gift comes from above. - Bible

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Sloppy success is better than perfect mediocrity. - Alex Mandossian

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten

Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet. - Colette

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

He that will have a perfect brother must resign himself to remaining brotherless. - Italian proverb

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

The wisdom of man never yet contrived a system of taxation that would operate with perfect equality. - Andrew Jackson

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

If you would perfect your body, guard your mind.
If you would renew your body, beautify your mind. - James Allen

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

Waiting around to be perfect never amounts to anything. Don't be a waiter or you'll be serving other people. - Ian Desabrais

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Being happy isn't having everything in your life be perfect. Maybe it's about stringing together all the little things. - Ann Brashares

The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Q: When is the perfect time?
A: Who can say, but probably somewhere between haste and delay - and it's usually most wise to start today. - Rasheed Ogunlaru