The Perfect Dog

Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Live a happy life, not a perfect life. - Unknown

The dog represents all that is best in man. - Etienne Charlet

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Every good and perfect gift comes from above. - Bible

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Wok The Dog: Specialty at Vietnamese Restaurants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Sloppy success is better than perfect mediocrity. - Alex Mandossian

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

If we growl all day we're likely to feel dog tired at night. - Amish Saying

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

A diamond with a flaw is better than a common stone that is perfect. - Chinese Proverb

If you think you have influence, try ordering some else's dog around. - Amish Saying

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

He that will have a perfect brother must resign himself to remaining brotherless. - Italian proverb

Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson: you find the present tense, but the past perfect. - Owens L. Pomeroy

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

You cannot live a perfect day without doing something for someone who will never be able to repay you. - John Wooden

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle

You don't love someone because they're perfect, you love them in spite of the fact that they're not. - Jodi Picoult

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth

Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz

There is no perfect solution to depression, nor should there be. And odd as this may sound, we should be glad of that. It keeps us human. - Lesley Hazelton

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

The more the diamond is cut the brighter it sparkles; and in what seems hard dealing, there God has no end in view but to perfect His people. - Thomas Guthrie

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia