The Perfect Dog

France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

American cheese is the perfect soft taco. - Wylie Dufresne

You rarely meet a wino with perfect pitch. - George Carlin

You can't teach a young dog old tricks. - Warren Buffett

Every good and perfect gift comes from above. - Bible

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

A good bone does not always come to a good dog. - French Proverb

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You don't have to be perfect to be brilliant. - Mark Eyre

Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

A diamond with a flaw is better than a common stone that is perfect. - Chinese Proverb

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

Calamity is the perfect glass wherein we truly see and know ourselves. - William D'Avenant

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams

The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane. - Mark Twain

He that will have a perfect brother must resign himself to remaining brotherless. - Italian proverb

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown

Me and my bed are perfect for each other, but my alarm clock keeps trying to break us up. - Unknown

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's how dogs spend their lives. - Sue Murphy

America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a chair. - Arnold Toynbee

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

The thing that is really hard, and really amazing, is giving up on being perfect and beginning the work of becoming yourself. - Anna Quindlen

Don't expect your friend to be a perfect person. But help your friend to become a perfect person. That is true friendship. - Mother Teresa

Being happy isn't having everything in your life be perfect. Maybe it's about stringing together all the little things. - Ann Brashares

A lost empire, lost power and lost wealth provide perfect circumstances for living happily and contentedly in our enchanted island. - Malcolm Muggeridge

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Q: When is the perfect time?
A: Who can say, but probably somewhere between haste and delay - and it's usually most wise to start today. - Rasheed Ogunlaru