The Perfect Dog

Every dog has his day. - Unknown

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Sloppy success is better than perfect mediocrity. - Alex Mandossian

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Yoga is the perfect opportunity to be curious about who you are. - Jason Crandell

Why should I tolerate a perfect stranger at the bedside of my mind? - Vladimir Nabokov

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

Practice does not make perfect. Only perfect practice makes perfect. - Vince Lombardi

A diamond with a flaw is better than a common stone that is perfect. - Chinese Proverb

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

Calamity is the perfect glass wherein we truly see and know ourselves. - William D'Avenant

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

Perhaps it is our imperfections that make us so perfect for one another. - Douglas McGrath

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

A good solution applied with vigor now is better than a perfect solution applied ten minutes later. - George S Patton

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

If you would perfect your body, guard your mind.
If you would renew your body, beautify your mind. - James Allen

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

It reminds me why I chose Dauntless in the first place: not because they are perfect, but because they are alive. Because they are free. - Veronica Roth

There is no perfect solution to depression, nor should there be. And odd as this may sound, we should be glad of that. It keeps us human. - Lesley Hazelton

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor