How Many Eggs?

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Holding many eggs in one hand

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Easter is never deserved. - Jan Karon

The great gift of Easter is hope. - Basil C Hume

Himalaya: A rooster that lays an egg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He's holding a thermal detonator! - C-3PO

Deviled Eggs: What wicked chickens lay - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples. - Archie Bunker

Them eggs over there are startin' to foment. - Archie Bunker

The batsman's Holding, the bowler's Willey. - Brian Johnston

There would be no Christmas if there was no Easter. - Gordon B. Hinckley

You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. - French Proverb

A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg. - Samuel Butler

Easter is very important to me, it's a second chance. - Reba McEntire

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm Jewish, so I don't know much about Easter eggs. - Simon Kinberg

Egg: 1. A day's work for a hen; 2. A bird's hometown. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

On Easter Day the veil between time and eternity thins to gossamer. - Douglas Horton

I go on working for the same reason that a hen goes on laying eggs. - H L Mencken

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on. - Dean Martin

It was so windy that one of our chickens laid the same egg four times. - Unknown

Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won't stay there. - Clarence W Hall

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

My idea of baking is buying a ready-make cake mix and throwing in an egg. - Cilla Black

Unless there is a Good Friday in your life, there can be no Easter Sunday. - Fulton J Sheen

Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. - Josh Billings

Some of us think holding on makes us strong, but sometimes it is letting go. - Hermann Hesse

If everything is good in the henhouse yous don't have to go out for eggs. - Archie Bunker

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

The very first Easter taught us this: that life never ends and love never dies. - Kate McGahan

For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer

My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night she used me to time an egg. - Rodney Dangerfield

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

The last time I saw him he was walking down Lover's Lane holding his own hand. - Fred Allen

I like holding the door for people who are far away, so they have to run a little. - Bill Murray

Easter is the demonstration of God that life is essentially spiritual and timeless. - Charles M Crowe

Hens do cackle loudest when there's nothing vital in the eggs they've laid. - Ambrose Bierce

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Thank God I've got eyebrows like bacon, because I've always got egg on my face. - Jarod Kintz

He's so old that when he orders a three-minute egg, they ask for the money up front. - Milton Berle

Do not abandon yourselves to despair. We are the Easter people and hallelujah is our song. - Pope John Paul II

Being kissed by a man who doesn't wax his moustache is like eating an egg without salt. - Rudyard Kipling

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

Always keep that happy attitude. Pretend that you are holding a beautiful fragrant bouquet. - Earl Nightingale

Whether you wind up with a nest egg or a goose egg depends on the kind of chick you married. - Unknown

Christ appeared alive on several occasions after the cataclysmic events of that first Easter. - Josh McDowell

The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it. - Ellen Glasgow

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

My brother thinks he's a chicken.
We don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs. - Groucho Marx

To a Christian, Easter Sunday means everything, when we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. - Bernhard Langer

Step out of the history that is holding you back. Step into the new story you are willing to create. - Oprah Winfrey

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you. - Will Rogers

Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

Mothers are like glue, Even when you can't see them, they're still holding the family together. - Susan Gale

There is only what you want and what happens. There is only grabbing on and holding tight in the darkness. - Lauren Oliver

The Honourable Lady was once an egg and people on both sides of this House greatly regret its fertilisation. - Nicholas Fairbairn

I don't weigh myself because most scales don't know how heavy all the grudges I'm holding onto are. - Unknown

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

The Easter egg symbolizes our ability to break out of the hardened, protective shell we've surrounded ourselves with. - Siobhan Shaw

How come if you mix flour and water together you get glue? And when you add eggs and sugar you get cake? Where does the glue go? - Rita Rudner

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

I like a well-roasted rotisserie chicken and eggs cooked various ways like sunny-side up or scrambled. It's comfort food for me. - Joel Robuchion

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. - Judith Viorst

It goes back to Christianity's affiliation with Judaism as Passover. Easter is as important to Christians as Passover is to the Jews. - Glenn Duffy

Not every hen lay eggs. Not every hen that lays eggs gets them hatched. Not everyone born with greatness becomes as such. Go, hatch your eggs. - Israelmore Ayivor

Now is our chance to choose the right side. God is holding back to give us that chance. It won't last forever. We must take it or leave it. - C S Lewis

Forgiveness is for YOU, not the other person. Holding a grudge weighs down your spirit and can make you become a person you don't want to be. - Joanna C Smith

Humor is richly rewarding to the person who employs it. It has some value in gaining and holding attention, but it has no persuasive value at all. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


see also   Easter  Section
After Easter Bunny
Blonde’s Meaning of Easter
Broken Egg
Bunny Calendar
Chocolate Easter Bunnies
Chocolate Easter Eggs
Chocolate Math
Colour Car
Did You Say Happy Easter?
Dying Pope’s Last Request
Easter Bunny’s Hare Spray
Easter Bunny’s Rude Awakening
Easter Bunny Wisdom
Easter Canceled
Easter Car
Easter Cats
Easter Egg Drop-outs
Easter Elephant Eggs
Easter Identity Theft
Easter Sudoku Puzzle
Easter Yolks
Egg Couch
Egg Family
Egg Separator
Egg Walk
Eggs with Eyes
Eggsellent Close Shave
Eggsellent Friends
Firm Egg
Forgotten Easter Eggs
Golfer’s Breakfast
Happy Easter, Big Guy
Happy Keester
Hare Five
Hoppy Easter
How Easter Eggs Are Made
Identity Theft
Jerusalem Obituary,  33 A.D.
Leaving A Good Impression
Missed Palm Sunday
Pine Trees Know When It’s Easter
Purrrfect Disguise
Rabbit or Duck?
Stuffed Bunny
Taking No Chance with the Mother-In-Law
Texas Easter Bunny
The Rules of Chocolate
The Crucifixion
The Resurrection
What Happened?
What’s In Easter?

 

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14-Jul-2020