Mrs. Donovan was walking down O’Connell Street in Dublin when she met up with Father Flaherty. No man is an Ireland. - Richard Daley My soul is still Irish. - Ciaran Hinds Ireland is the old sow that eats her farrow. - James Joyce There are not many Irish people playing tennis. - Goran Ivanisevic An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm Where would the Irish be without someone to be Irish at? - Elizabeth Bowen My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers I've had Irish skin from the time I was a young girl. - Lara Flynn Boyle Bless your little Irish heart and every other Irish part. - Irish Blessings Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown My Irish derivation has nothing to do with me. Why should it? - Carroll O'Connor After your death, you will be what you were before your birth. - Arthur Schopenhauer One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett My Birth Certificate is so old, it's written in Roman Numerals. - Bill Carter Even when they have nothing, the Irish emit a kind of happiness, a joy. - Fiona Shaw Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis. - Brendan Behan The Irish and British, they love satire, it's a large part of the culture. - Ben Nicholson Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? - Benny Hill Wherever you go and whatever you do, may the luck of the Irish be there with you. - Irish Blessings The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights. - Will Rogers We Irish will never achieve anything; but we are the greatest talkers since the Greeks. - Oscar Wilde I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood Jameson's Irish Whiskey really does improve with age: the older I get the more I like it. - Bob Monkhouse Irish boomerang: It doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to. - Unknown I'm a big fan of the Irish accent. After a couple of drinks, I start to get a bit of an Irish lilt, too. - Emily Ratajkowski Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad. For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf It's not that the Irish are cynical. It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody. - Brendan Behan I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt see also Marriage, Nationality & Religious Sections Flooded Ireland Streets Going Green for Ireland Green Beards Habby Sin Pad-Riggs Dey! Irish Alzheimers Irish Bar Irish Blessings and Sayings Irish Diplomacy Irish Dock Overboard Oh-Nos Irish Drink Irish Exam Irish Flood Irish Handcuffs Irish Rugby Fans Irish Sky Garden Crater Irish Sunblock Irish Virgin Irish Weather Forecasting Irishman’s First Baseball Game Little Leprechaun Queen’s Recent Visit to Ireland St. Patrick’s Day Joe-ks St. Patrick’s Day Riddles St. Patrick’s Dog Swimming Buddies Teddy Bear Dance The Fert Whiskey Around The World Whiskey Silly |
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