![]() Oh, so they have internet on computers now! - Homer Simpson Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman We don't need nukes. We have the internet. - Alice Minium Immunity to boredom gives the computer an edge. - Alan Lakein Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend. - Corey Ford The scalded dog fears hot water, and afterwards, cold. - Italian Proverb The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield Iconomic: Making do with fewer icons on your computer desktop - Daffynitions joe-ks.com When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem. - Edward Abbey The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother willing to let him have one. - Unknown Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in. - Mark Twain Internet: The best library in the world, but with all its books strewn across the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott Feature Creep: 1. The bloating of software with too many features; 2. A nasty software developer. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will often return with the bird in its mouth. - William Maxwell Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? - Robert Brault The Internet has turned what used to be a controlled, one-way message into a real-time dialogue with millions. - Danielle Sacks Just as we could have rode into the sunset, along came the Internet, and it tripled the significance of the PC. - Andy Grove When your children are teenagers, it's important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you. - Nora Ephron The new information technology (Internet and e-mail) have practically eliminated the physical costs of communications. - Peter F Drucker We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney The day I made that statement, about inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the camcorder. - Al Gore Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman The trout enjoys the river, The whale enjoys the sea, And dogs love most an old lamp-post, But you're my cup of tea. - W H Auden Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com see also Dog Section |
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